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Sep 11, 2005 04:37

if no one hears from me in more than two days i fear the worst outcome has befallen me.
i have spent my horrific night fending off two rabid mexicans in an attempt to spare my life in order to ever again see my loved ones.i have locked myself in the office and my only hope is that they'll have dirty mexican sex so long that they tire themselves out and fall asleep long enough so that i may slip out unoticed and lose them in this jungle we call " the valley" . my rats a Mister Scroto B. Baggins, Oblio and Fat Assasin i would like to have entrusted to a Mister Carlos Flores.my collection of lesbian porn i would like to entrust to a mister Ryan Self. as for my collection of harry potter books i would like entrusted to a Mister Paul Carman. and by no means should anything ever belonging to me in any way should be left to a mister Michael Chinchilla and A misses Cynthia Lopez.

Sincerely,
Allegra Groom
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