prostitutes!!

[ghettogaypillz]

Aighty, I'm out of the shower and I feel a lot better. For serious. Now I am going to post the lyrics to a song about a gay prostitute, just for the fun of it! Yay gay prostitutes! It's by the Scissor Sisters and it's called Filthy/Gorgeous.

When you're walkin' down the street
And the man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow
ain't no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't noone gonna listen
if you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty

OK, well, one more thing about prostitutes. It's a quote from the episode of the Simpson's that was on earlier tonight.

"Let me just say that I thought the cop was a prostitute!"

It's random, but don't you love it?

Alright, I'm out for the night. See ya!

(P.S. Shane has a new live journal and it's called nathansforever. That kind of weirds me a little bit....)