vote.for.dia 2004
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to explain to everyone what exactly in the blue hell my icon is about. Well folks you see, i've been watching the news lately and seen the democratic race for presidency and all so I said to myself.. "self, you should run for president". So that's what i'm doing, i'm running for president. But my fine Ladies and Gentlemen i'm not a Democrat, no sir ree, and I sure as hell ain't a Republican. And I'd be damned if I was an Independent because I still live at my mama's house! FREE RENT! But ladies and gentleman, I am a part of the DIA party. Yes, that's right. DIA-UNIT! G-UNIT has nothing on this, we be poppin them thangs!
But!! I am not here to rep where I am from. I am here ladies and gentlemen to tell you what I can do for you. Yes that's right, YOU the people. If I am elected president I promise to do these things...
1. Ensure that every person who wants to buy a car over the price of 50,000$ (i.e navigator, escalade, mercedes, bently) MUST have a house, and NOT live with their mama!
2. I vow* to make sure that people who own neons, geo metro's, and volks wagon beatles are not allowed to have spinners on their car.
3. I vow* to ensure that each rap artist as a part of their recording deal get their teeth fixed before they hit public and do their first music video. It is an atrocity my american people to see rappers with busted teeth all in the camera.
4. I promise to make sure you never see another buthead girl in music videos. Yes a buthead girl. You know a girl where everything looks good on her body but her head.
5. I promise that before any female tries to where any type of open toed shoes, she gets a damn pedicure!
6. I promise that before a guy tries to spit game, he MUST check his breath to see if that shit smells right.
7. I VOW* to never let another person skip a damn shower, and just spray perfume/colgne on thinking it hides the smell. When all it does is intensify the MUSKY onion smell..
8. SPANDEX! Not allowed for people over a certain weight, ESPECIALLY in public.
9. WHITE EYELINER! bitch get over that shit!@
10. I STRONGLY VOWE to not let young black adults name their kids these made up ghetto french names. (i.e lakawondashirla , shantisity, fantacity etc..)
11. Also, no naming these poor kids after cars they won't own (i.e lexus, mercedes, porscha)
12... same goes for alcoholic beverages. Your son's name should NOT be mad dog 20/20, and your daughters name should not be Red Passion Alize'.
13. And.. your phone bill SHOULD NOT be in your childs name.
14. I vowe to give each parent permission to whoop their child when they are acting a plump fool in the store.
15. I vowe to ensure that EVERY salon that gives a girl some busted ass weave be FINED!! I shouldn't see girls running around here with taco meat hair texture, but the weave they have is silky, and dark 'n' lovely, just all smooth.
And those my people are just some of the things I promise to correct when I'm elected president. So spread the word and remember...
But!! I am not here to rep where I am from. I am here ladies and gentlemen to tell you what I can do for you. Yes that's right, YOU the people. If I am elected president I promise to do these things...
1. Ensure that every person who wants to buy a car over the price of 50,000$ (i.e navigator, escalade, mercedes, bently) MUST have a house, and NOT live with their mama!
2. I vow* to make sure that people who own neons, geo metro's, and volks wagon beatles are not allowed to have spinners on their car.
3. I vow* to ensure that each rap artist as a part of their recording deal get their teeth fixed before they hit public and do their first music video. It is an atrocity my american people to see rappers with busted teeth all in the camera.
4. I promise to make sure you never see another buthead girl in music videos. Yes a buthead girl. You know a girl where everything looks good on her body but her head.
5. I promise that before any female tries to where any type of open toed shoes, she gets a damn pedicure!
6. I promise that before a guy tries to spit game, he MUST check his breath to see if that shit smells right.
7. I VOW* to never let another person skip a damn shower, and just spray perfume/colgne on thinking it hides the smell. When all it does is intensify the MUSKY onion smell..
8. SPANDEX! Not allowed for people over a certain weight, ESPECIALLY in public.
9. WHITE EYELINER! bitch get over that shit!@
10. I STRONGLY VOWE to not let young black adults name their kids these made up ghetto french names. (i.e lakawondashirla , shantisity, fantacity etc..)
11. Also, no naming these poor kids after cars they won't own (i.e lexus, mercedes, porscha)
12... same goes for alcoholic beverages. Your son's name should NOT be mad dog 20/20, and your daughters name should not be Red Passion Alize'.
13. And.. your phone bill SHOULD NOT be in your childs name.
14. I vowe to give each parent permission to whoop their child when they are acting a plump fool in the store.
15. I vowe to ensure that EVERY salon that gives a girl some busted ass weave be FINED!! I shouldn't see girls running around here with taco meat hair texture, but the weave they have is silky, and dark 'n' lovely, just all smooth.
And those my people are just some of the things I promise to correct when I'm elected president. So spread the word and remember...