My boyfriend will hot-wire your car and steal it.
Because he's black. HEY I'M DATING HIM SO I CAN MAKE THOSE JOKES. Nothing like starting things off than a little racism. Ahhh, I love the smell of discrimination in the morning. It smells like victory.
This is me:
I have short blonde hair, green eyes, and big boobs. Chances are I'm probably taller than you, coming in at 5'10. If it weren't for my gimpy knee and the fact that I love beer and pizza, I could own your ass on the runway. My blog site http://wtfhesmarried.blogspot.com chronicles all of my dating mayhem and I frequently update when I'm inebriated, so it's always a good read. My posts here are sporactic at best though hopefully that will be changing with a sudden upswing in motivation.
My best friend in the world is Ashley and she will stab you if I tell her to. That's just how we roll. She's going to be my baby's daddy some day and will take our kid to the zoo and avoid thrift stores at all costs.
I'm super into music and traveling so I hope to combine the two somewhere along the way. I just recently graduate from college here in Rhode Island and will be returning home to good ol' New Hampshire for three months with boyfriend in tow to save up money before embarking on a worldwide take over with Ashley.
This is me:
I have short blonde hair, green eyes, and big boobs. Chances are I'm probably taller than you, coming in at 5'10. If it weren't for my gimpy knee and the fact that I love beer and pizza, I could own your ass on the runway. My blog site http://wtfhesmarried.blogspot.com chronicles all of my dating mayhem and I frequently update when I'm inebriated, so it's always a good read. My posts here are sporactic at best though hopefully that will be changing with a sudden upswing in motivation.
My best friend in the world is Ashley and she will stab you if I tell her to. That's just how we roll. She's going to be my baby's daddy some day and will take our kid to the zoo and avoid thrift stores at all costs.
I'm super into music and traveling so I hope to combine the two somewhere along the way. I just recently graduate from college here in Rhode Island and will be returning home to good ol' New Hampshire for three months with boyfriend in tow to save up money before embarking on a worldwide take over with Ashley.