WAT SUP?
TEE-HEE GOT VERY DRUNK ON VODKA AND COKE LAST NIGHT!
whoooo go me!
and the ever sexy jonno was there and decided he wanted to sit on me for most of the night which in my eyes was fine by me!
and i mett the every lovely kathy shes fab!
and mandy was there! shes loud but still rocks!
had a boggie wid me mum and auntie! and bab's!
then i rode on mandy's belly wilst pouring me and my mum a drink !
multitasker or what!?!?!
and fatboichillin gosport sucks and i'm soo soo soo glad i am moving away!
ha ha!
and i stole ur poem and put it on here!
so here it is!
Anyways here's the poem about girls
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore! .
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN! .
Get it?, you DICK!?!
did that poem rock or what!
well im off
toodles!
lubs ya's!
craigyb
whoooo go me!
and the ever sexy jonno was there and decided he wanted to sit on me for most of the night which in my eyes was fine by me!
and i mett the every lovely kathy shes fab!
and mandy was there! shes loud but still rocks!
had a boggie wid me mum and auntie! and bab's!
then i rode on mandy's belly wilst pouring me and my mum a drink !
multitasker or what!?!?!
and fatboichillin gosport sucks and i'm soo soo soo glad i am moving away!
ha ha!
and i stole ur poem and put it on here!
so here it is!
Anyways here's the poem about girls
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore! .
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN! .
Get it?, you DICK!?!
did that poem rock or what!
well im off
toodles!
lubs ya's!
craigyb