OW MY FUCKING GAWD!

Apr 08, 2004 15:38

OW MY FACKING GAWD!
I HAVE MET THE MAN OF MY DREAMS that can actually meet up to my ULTRA-high standards! because trust me they are high!
his name is john and OMG is he dreamie!
he has a really lush tanned toned body and a cock/ass to die for!!
he is very good looking !
BUT (why is dere allways a butt!!!)
he has a b/f but that is good news for me because he told me he was a bit of a player which is fine by me just as long as i get played!
i mean he is sooo lush and he has a fab dress sence (gucci, prada, etc) and his moves could match mine and gowd is he fuckin scrummie as fuck !!
there is defintly chemistry between us!
this may sound weird but do you know when you are getting close to sum one and you kinda put ur foreheads and noses together and stare into each others eyes!
we did that for like half an hour wilst we were dancin and getting our DIRRTY on!
and he kept grabbing my cock and ass but i did not mind cos he is GAWD DAMN HOT!
i mean he is not sum one i could see myself in a relationship with because he is such a PLAYA! but at least i could say i had a peice of the man of my dreams!
and most people can't say that can they!
i mean he is from newcastle! but his accent is one that will make you melt inside!
when he speaks its like grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BABY!
and plus he is likin my cock and ass cos he kept touchin them!!
and he cum up to me and started to pretend bummin me and i thought thank fuck for that waiting all night for this!
i mean if he was not such a player he would be fucking perfect and i do mean perfect ~!~!~!~!~! >.< (^_^)!
he showed me his cock and christ is he a big boy!
talk about blessed!
!!
and he has the cuteist tushie in da world!
OMG I'VE CUM OVER ALL HOT NOW!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i would do him in a second he is that yummie!
he met every critera in my books he was polite! v. good looking! perfect body! nice cock and a hot ass!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sorry he makes me wanna GRRRRR EVEN MORE!
bit of bitch but what i like! rough from what i've heard!
this is all i'm going to talk about now for like ages untill i FUCK him!
i will or my name aint craigyb!
and my mum said to him cos i was with a group of plas which my mam knows !
you have to ask my permission before you can fuck my son!!
he said is it owk if i fuck your son then!
she went yeah why not!!!
i thought YES BABY TAKE ME HERE AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and i got mighty pissed on VODKA and diet coke!
when i first saw him i thought fuck this fucker is hot i might actaully feint in a moe!
and i do believe his job is a male nurse!
DOC DOC I'VE GOT GROIN STRAIN CHECK ME OUT BABY!~! FEEL IT AND MAKE SURE ITS OWK AND WORKING PROPERLY!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
well thats it for the craig man cock perfection hour!
thank you for cummin!
lubs yas!
craigyb
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