Damn this ceiling is HOT!
I am having a tough one today.
What I have been going over in my mind is this: does everyone cheat?
I have to say NO, since I know people that DON'T, so that leads me to: do all women cheat?
Again, I have to say no, since I can cite examples.
So WTF? Do I just have THAT bad luck? I mean really, am I that much of a pushover that I am blind? I know that I am not STUPID, so what is it???????? The only thing that I can come up with is that my last two relationships (in 6 years, sheesh) have gotten rocky when my son became a factor.
They are all like "I would NEVER want to come between you and your son" until there comes a weekend (say...Easter...) that you are going to be out of pocket to see your yung'un then all of the sudden you hear "how come WE never get to do anything?"
???
Bitches. All of them. Not as in a "trifling assed-" more like the "mean-spirited, soul-killing" variety.
For all of those that make it a habit to frequent the Wellington Abode... did it seem like me and my ex-girlfriend didn't spend any time together? Apparantly not enough time to keep her from bonking some dude, I suppose...
Anyway... these are the things that your phone dude is going over in his head when you hear that "rattle-rattle, shuffle-shuffle" in the ceiling above you.