Attack of teh memes!
These are supposedly 27 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I need to pluck my eyebrows...
2. How much cash do you have on you?
Cash? What is this cash? I have a debit card. And spare change, sometimes.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
REST. WHICH I NEED. BAH.
4. Favorite planet?
Not gonna lie, I'm a little biased towards Earth.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Some random woman who accidently had my number instead of her mother's who called on Saturday morning.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
They're all pretty generic.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A red tshirt that says "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Labels are for people who aren't cool enough.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
I don't have shoes on...but it's either Adidas or Rocket Dog.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Lit well enough to read. But not blinding.
11. What do you think about the last person who took this survey?
Kelsey...will never read this. And Brin flippin' moved to Tennessee and I didn't know until she found me on MySpace.
12. I think it died.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Probably writing for Alex's fic for Valentine's Day since Crimmis is quite past.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Speed hump" from Caitlin.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Harrison and Lake Lansing? Bogue and Grand River? I don't know. I've been to three 7-11s ever. True story!
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
Bah.
17.Who told you they loved you last?
Probably Alex. Or my mom.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
Justin's dog Sam.
19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
None. I swear.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Bah, film. I have a digicam. I kind of sucks...but no film needed!
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
19. Hasn't ended yet. but it's been pretty eventful so far.
22. Your worst enemy?
I don't think I have one.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of the sky when I was driving home on 1-75 one day and it was kind of cloudy and sweet-looking, and I used my camera's photo program to change it to red.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Something about the floor meeting/the hearts and lips on the bulletin board to Alex.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
Able to fly. You could totally make a million doing that.
26. Do you like someone?
Yes.
27. The last song you listened to?
Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf is on my iTunes currently.
28. Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson?
Neither.
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?
LADIES AND GAYS: Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care):
Is taller than you: On
Is shorter than you: How short? Anything more than, say three inches, is kind of off.
Wears braces: DC
Dresses Preppy: Off
Dresses Ghetto: Off
Dresses Gothic: On-ish
Has blue eyes: On
Has green eyes: On
Has hazel eyes: On
Drinks alcohol: As long as he's not an alcoholic, DC
Wears glasses: DC
Smokes: OFF. Smoking = my anti-sex.
Plays sports: DC
Smiles a lot: On
Calls you just to say Hi: Durr, On.
Compliments you: On
Shaves his legs: ...Off.
Wears jewelry: On.
Has facial hair: On.
Smiles when you walk in the room: On.
Has brown hair: On.
Has Black hair: On.
Has blonde hair: DC.
Has red hair: On.
Makeup: ...unless it's eyeliner and not a regular occurrence, Off.
Can make you laugh at any given moment: On. Humor is teh sex.
Looks at you in the eyes: On.
Puts his/her hands on your waist and pulls you closer: On.
Kisses you while pushing you up against the wall: On, I'm not gonna lie.
Loyal: On.
Laid back: On.
Plays guitar: Oh god, on!
Plays drums: On!
Plays bass: On!
Sings: ON! Like whoa.
He's buff: Meh. DC.
He's skinny: DC.
Doesn't eat meat: DC, but I'm eating animals even if he doesn't.
does drugs: Off. Again with the anti-sex.
is bi: Meh...as long as he prefers the vag.
has a tatoo: On
has a lip ring: DC, as long as it doesn't get in the way. I'd be afriad of ripping it off.
is a virgin: DC
likes freaks: Freaks how? DC
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GUYS AND LESBIANS: Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care)
dresses like a grandma:
plays musical instrument:
is shorter than you:
same height as you:
is taller than you:
has chapped lips:
has green eyes:
has blue eyes:
has brown eyes:
has big eyes:
has medium eyes:
has small eyes:
has long hair:
has short hair:
has blonde hair:
has brown hair:
has black hair:
has red hair:
drinks alcohol:
smokes cigs:
smokes weed:
wears glasses:
big boobs:
small [but nice] ass:
big ass:
is shy:
wears a lot of makeup:
eats a lot but stays skinny:
gives you hugs for no reason:
has braces:
wears heels:
wears mini skirts:
wears leather boots:
has sex with you on the first night:
takes control:
works out:
smiles:
calls you just to say hi:
creative:
squeezes your butt:
compliments you:
shaves her legs:
wears jewelry:
has bigger feet than you:
has smaller feet than you:
smiles when you walk into the room:
looks at you in the eyes:
belly piercings:
virgin:
is bi:
is a sexual dancer:
is a slut:
laid back:
doesn't party:
likes to party:
laughs a lot:
pierced ears:
tattoos:
honest and open:
You have a 53% chance of getting laid
You have a high chance of getting laid this weekend. You know what to say to hotties to get them in the sack, and you are able to hedge your bets at the bar. If you don’t get laid this weekend you’ll probably get a few numbers so that you will be able to next weekend.
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True or False?
I am a cuddler. True.
I am a morning person. Usually false.
I am an only child. False.
I am Catholic. False.
I am currently in my pajamas. False.
I am currently pregnant. False!
I am currently single. False...
I am currently suffering from a broken heart. False
I am okay at styling other people's hair. True?
I am left handed. False
I am married. False!
I am addicted to my myspace. Not gonna lie, it's a bit true.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message. Pretty much true.
I am very shy around the opposite gender at first. False.
I bite my nails. I nibble. Half-True.
I can be paranoid at times. True.
I currently have a crush on someone. Can you really call that a crush, though? True-ish.
I currently regret something that I have done. True.
When I get mad I curse frequently. Fuckin' true. Bitches.
I don't like anyone. False.
I enjoy country music. ...False, for the most part.
I enjoy jazz music. True!
I enjoy smoothies. TRUE
I enjoy talking on the phone. True, when my signal's good and there's something to talk about.
I have a car. True.
I have a cell phone. True
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. True, sometimes.
I have a hidden talent. Maybe? True?
I have a lot to learn. True.
I have a pet. True.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. True? Maybe?
I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy/girl. False-ish.
I have all my grandparents. False.
I have at least one brother. True.
I have been to another country. Only if Canadia counts.
I have been told that I am smart. True.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. Heh, true.
I have/had broken a bone. True, I think.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone. True.
I have bathed someone. False...
I have changed a diaper. False!
I have changed a lot over the past year. True.
I have done something illegal. True, I guess.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. False.
I have had major/minor surgery. True.
I have killed another person. False!
I have had my hair cut within the last week. False.
I have had the cops called on me. False.
I have mood swings. TRUE. They are such a bitch.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. A bit true, not gonna lie.
I have rejected someone before. True.
I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy. TRUE!
I have seen the television show The O.C. False.
I have watched Sex and the City. True...I think...
I like Shakespeare. True
I like the taste of blood. False.
I love to cook. True!
I like to sing. True.
I love Michael Jackson. False.
I love to play computer games. True.
I love to shop. True, to an extent.
I miss someone right now. True.
I own 100 CDs or more. Probably true.
I own and use a library card. True.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time. If I had spare time or books that weren't for class, this would be true.
I sleep a lot during the day. False. No time!
I strongly dislike math. True.
I was born in a country other than the US. False.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis. FALSE.
I will try almost anything once. True.
I work at a job that I enjoy. Eh, kinda sorta.
I would classify myself as ghetto. It's kind of my nickname...
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and
scar-free. Not gonna lie, I'd consider it.
I am currently wearing socks. True
I am tired. True, in fact I think I'm going to abandon this and nap.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. TRUE!
I totally just wasted an hour with this. Score.