Instead, heroically, resignedly, we march up the aisle with our new brides, starting out upon what that cad poet Shelley called the longest journey, attired in the chains of the kinship system--a system from which you have been spared
So basically, he's saying that MARRIAGE IS EVIL DON'T DO IT WE'RE ONLY SPARING YOU FROM THE PAIN OH GOD SEND HELP.
Kind of, but in the same breath LOOK AT ME I'M SO HEROIC GIVIN' UP MAH URGES AND BEIN' MONOGAMOUS SINCE THE IS THE ONLY CORRECT OPTION BUT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING EVIL THINGS SO YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THIS OPTION.
I wonder if the average age of marrying homosexuals being higher than straight people has anything to do with the fact that most homosexuals have had to wait this long to marry. It's not like they had the option and simply waited on the marriage button.
...in the language of previous posts,
"Do u tak tihs mahn to be yah mahn?" "NO THX!" "O RLY?"
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So basically, he's saying that MARRIAGE IS EVIL DON'T DO IT WE'RE ONLY SPARING YOU FROM THE PAIN OH GOD SEND HELP.
At least, that's the impression I get.
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...in the language of previous posts,
"Do u tak tihs mahn to be yah mahn?"
"NO THX!"
"O RLY?"
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