Christmas Meme Flist Spam

Dec 25, 2008 22:20

I'm waiting for the Dr Who Christmas special to download. To relieve my boredom, I give you flist spam!
Also, I feel like the need to tell everyone that my least favorite (traditional) Christmas song is "The Little Drummer Boy." Seriously. It annoys the crap out of me, no matter the version. ALSO, NEWBORN BABIES CANNOT SMILE, I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE THE BASTARD SON OF GOD.

Movie Geek Meme!
So, apparently, if you have watched 85 or more of the 239 movies listed below, you have no life. But I think, sometimes, it’s a badge of honor. I'm pretty sure I have no life.
(I'm counting some of these even though I haven't seen them all the way through in one sitting. If I've seen a majority of it and can recount the plot, it still counts.)

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total:8

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchor Man
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Failure to Launch
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far:17

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 25

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 31

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch THIS TRAVESTY OF A MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST FOR ME. THERE IS NO GRINCH BUT BORIS KAROFF, K?
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 37

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 45

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 52

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 56

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 64

( ) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
( ) Ocean’s Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 69

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 74

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She’s All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 82

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 92

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf’s Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 96

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 102

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 103

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 107

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 111

( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 112

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 117

(x) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
GRAND TOTAL: 122

End-of-Year Meme!
1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
I started a year doing national service through AmeriCorps. I think I might put in a second one...
(Real Job is called Real Job because if I put the actual name, my superiors get a notification that I was a-bloggin' about them and there's some NSFW content up in hurr. If they were to stumble upon it by themselves, whatev. I just don't necessarily want my bitch-posts and meme spam to be associated with Real Job.)

2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Looking back on mah Leej from last year, yes. My job sort of consists of service-oriented work, I'm more crafty (I knitted two scarves and a hat as Crimmis presents and one more has been requested of me). I think I know what I want to do for the next year, but it kind of gets hazy after that...

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nada.

5. What countries did you visit?
Does Canada count? Wait, was that even this year?

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
A cat that doesn't nom me, and (oh dear this sounds desperate) a boy-who-is-more-than-friend.

7. What date(s) from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
May 2-- I gradjimated college, bitches! 2008 was stressful, but not entirely memorable-forever.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Graduating college and going on to a psuedo-Real Job.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Fail-thesis.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I (kind of?) recovered from knee surgery in the beginning of the year, and I had a cough that lasted about two and a half months from the end of August until almost November.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My new lappy! Well, technically The Rev bought it, but I will pay him back eventually.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
I'm pretty sure most everyone I know had their upstanding days.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Mudslinging, catty politicians and their cronies.
CEOs and people out to make a buck while everything collapses around them.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Bills (phone, rent, electric, etc.) and groceries. Ah, apartment living!

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Finishing college and starting Real Job.

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
Honestly, I kind of hate "OMG POST LYRICS THAT REMIND YOU OF THIS YEAR/YOUR TRUE LOVE/THE WORST TIME OF YOUR LIFE/YOUR MOTHER'S CAT'S UNCLE'S BIRTHDAY" because they're annoying and I can never come up with anything that actually fits.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter? I think my ghetto booty gained a little more ghetto.
iii. richer or poorer? Ah, voluntary poverty...I need to send in my food stamps app ASAP.

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Worked on my thesis.

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Mindless procrastination.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Christmas Eve midnight service at home-home, morning presents and breakfast with the immediate family, lunch and mom's-side-family presents, vegging out.

22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
No, but I did come out with some bad date/poor decision making stories.

23. How many one-night stands?
Hahaha.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
I can't pick. I picked up probably five or so shows that I'd never seen before, and none of them really disappointed. However, some of the old ones did (I'M LOOKING AT YOU HEROES) while some got better (AND THEN KILLED ME DED, TORCHWOOD. D-E-D DED).

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Hate is such a strong word. There are people that I've known that I'm just...moved on from. Hate takes a lot of energy, and I am lazy.

26. What was the best book you read?
Breaking Dawn, OMG! American Gods was really good. The Secret History of the American Empire was really-eye opening.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Um. Uh. Girl Talk? Jenny Lewis? Okkervil River?

28. What did you want and get?
Teflon pots!
...I mean, a better sense of what direction I want my life to go in.

29. What did you want and not get?
Non-fail dates.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
There will be MILKSHAKES! The Dark Knight, obvs.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
On my 22nd birthday itself, sat on my ass with kitteh because Wesley kids were on retreat and everyone else seemed to be busy/not around.
Before & after my birthday, I went: wine tasting with the fam, got taken out to Claddaugh's (this Michigan cracker just keeps getting blacker, guys!), and went to a Red Wings (preseason) game.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Your mother Completing a better thesis, and having a better and more complete Legacy Binder left for me.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Half poor-college-kid office clothes, half t-shirts and jeans.

34. What kept you sane?
I like that you assume that I am sane to begin with. You have to be at least slightly crazy to work for AmeriCorps/a non-profit. (Amirite guys?)

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I'd bang Alan Tudyk any day. Or Nathan Fillion. RDJ. (lol Seth Rogen)

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
I'm pretty sure the election stirred everyone.

37. Who did you miss?
Everyone. All the kids who went off and graduated and got Real Jobs, the few people from high school I try to maintain contact with, the kids in Lansing I see every few weeks. Everyone.

38. Who was the best new person you met?
My fellow VISTAs and some of the people I've been working with at Olivet.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
Don't fuck around on things that need to get done. DO IT ANYWAY.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me. (The Mountain Goats, "This Year")

16 Things meme that's been going viral on Facebook (as memes are wont to do)

1. My family, for as long as I can remember, has had a cat.
2. I've had to get over my aversion to calling people in order to do Real Job and live in an apartment.
3. I've never had a romantic relationship last longer than 3 months.
4. People calling other people "beautiful", "cutie", "babe", etc. makes me uncomfortable. Cutesy or obviously stupid pet names (schnookums, pookie, sugar tits) do not. Nor do old men referring to younger woman as "darlin'", unless it's purely patronizing.
5. I don't talk to my parents about religion or politics. This must be the reason I've only recently realized that my father is a closet Republican.
6. My high school nickname of "Ghetto" faded away during college because I pretty much left North Branch behind.
7. Secretly, I'm scared to move out of Michigan and away from my family and friends.
8. I refuse to smoke anything because I don't want to end up like my sister.
9. I occasionally wonder if I should have children because I'm afraid of passing along all the medical bullshit that runs in both sides of my family (kidney disease, arthritis, crap knees, bad eyesight, thyroid issues, high blood pressure, cancer, possible mental disease and alcoholism, among others).
10. I really enjoy roadtrips, but not the lame kind where everyone else falls asleep in the first ten minutes.
11. I donated to Michigan Radio this year, thus solidifying the fact that I am a pretentious NPR nerd.
12. I judge my brother harshly because I feel like he should be further along in his life by now (he's 30), or at least out of the house.
13. I refuse to work in fast food unless that is the only possible job that I could be hired for. Even then, I'd consider moving.
14. When I was in kindergarten, I wanted to be a bus driver until the sub driver forgot to let my friend and I off at the last stop and started going back to the school.
15. I really dislike people who proselytize about their religious beliefs, or assume that I share them because I occasionally go to church.
16. I'd rather get pierced than tattooed. Bad_tattoos and shitty_mods have scared me off. I'm currently considering getting a tragus piercing or slightly stretching my lobes.

meme: go!

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