it's a bird, it's a plane
I had a very weird dream last night!
In it I was out to dinner with my sister Nancy (who is 38), my friend Simon, and Michael Kors. It somehow turned into a double date- Nancy was dating Simon and I was dating Michael Kors. It should be noted that this was obviously a dream because Michael Kors was more attractive than he is in real life, was foreign, and not a queeny nightmare. So we were walking from the east side of Manhattan over towards University Place, and Michael was asking me questions and suddenly I couldn't understand anything he was saying, than once I finally did understand what he said I cracked up laughing and I couldn't stop and it felt like I was falling and then I woke up.
After going back to sleep I had another dream which involved me doing some bizarre, dream-like version of my real job, only my boss and Megan were not there, instead I was working for kore which was weird because we have never even met in person before. One thing I had to do for her was meet this oldish man to get something from him. I met him in some type of warehouse and then he tried to shoot me, but missed which caused one of the warehouse walls to completely collapse...revealing Madison Square Garden and a full blown Knicks game on the other side. Needless to say he went to jail. After getting back to the office and reporting the experience I found an old skateboard and proceeded to skate around the office while we discussed how I had stopped skateboarding when I couldn't teach myself to ollie, and kore had stopped when she couldn't find anyone who could effectively explain how to do a kickflip to her. She then gave me my next assignment which was to find out when some Elvis movie was going to be on tv.
I just felt this should all be known.
I do not know what is on my agenda for today.
In it I was out to dinner with my sister Nancy (who is 38), my friend Simon, and Michael Kors. It somehow turned into a double date- Nancy was dating Simon and I was dating Michael Kors. It should be noted that this was obviously a dream because Michael Kors was more attractive than he is in real life, was foreign, and not a queeny nightmare. So we were walking from the east side of Manhattan over towards University Place, and Michael was asking me questions and suddenly I couldn't understand anything he was saying, than once I finally did understand what he said I cracked up laughing and I couldn't stop and it felt like I was falling and then I woke up.
After going back to sleep I had another dream which involved me doing some bizarre, dream-like version of my real job, only my boss and Megan were not there, instead I was working for kore which was weird because we have never even met in person before. One thing I had to do for her was meet this oldish man to get something from him. I met him in some type of warehouse and then he tried to shoot me, but missed which caused one of the warehouse walls to completely collapse...revealing Madison Square Garden and a full blown Knicks game on the other side. Needless to say he went to jail. After getting back to the office and reporting the experience I found an old skateboard and proceeded to skate around the office while we discussed how I had stopped skateboarding when I couldn't teach myself to ollie, and kore had stopped when she couldn't find anyone who could effectively explain how to do a kickflip to her. She then gave me my next assignment which was to find out when some Elvis movie was going to be on tv.
I just felt this should all be known.
I do not know what is on my agenda for today.