zee song parodies
to the tune of fall out boy's 'sugar, we're going down':
i go downtown and i hang around
at the convenience store gas station
where i'm not the only one w/ a mullet
i get parts for my camaro at the local u-pull-it
to the tune of gaga's 'bad romance' from the perspective of my overweight cat:
(for any of you that have met lendel try to imagine him in the costumes from the video as he sings this)
i want your tuna i want your salmon
i want a second breakfast
mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow
i must eat tuna w/ reckless abandon
give me a second breakfast
you know that i want food. and you know that i eat food.
give me a
second breakfast
to the tune of bon jovi's 'you give love a bad name'
shot thru the leg
and you're to blame
you have got
really bad aim!
to the tune of all 4 one's version of 'i could love you like that'
i could love you like batman
i could put on a cape
and hit you from behind while you jiggle my grapes
to the tune of flo rida/will i am's 'in th ayer'
oh hot damn
this is my jam
gonna spread it on my toast in the ay-em
y'all don't understand
my bread is really bland
it needs flavor ay-ayvor ayvor ay-ayvor
(variations have involved "[beaver] dam", "flan" and "bearded clam")
these are what come from my coworker's habits of relentlessly overplaying these classic hits in the kitchen.
i go downtown and i hang around
at the convenience store gas station
where i'm not the only one w/ a mullet
i get parts for my camaro at the local u-pull-it
to the tune of gaga's 'bad romance' from the perspective of my overweight cat:
(for any of you that have met lendel try to imagine him in the costumes from the video as he sings this)
i want your tuna i want your salmon
i want a second breakfast
mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow
i must eat tuna w/ reckless abandon
give me a second breakfast
you know that i want food. and you know that i eat food.
give me a
second breakfast
to the tune of bon jovi's 'you give love a bad name'
shot thru the leg
and you're to blame
you have got
really bad aim!
to the tune of all 4 one's version of 'i could love you like that'
i could love you like batman
i could put on a cape
and hit you from behind while you jiggle my grapes
to the tune of flo rida/will i am's 'in th ayer'
oh hot damn
this is my jam
gonna spread it on my toast in the ay-em
y'all don't understand
my bread is really bland
it needs flavor ay-ayvor ayvor ay-ayvor
(variations have involved "[beaver] dam", "flan" and "bearded clam")
these are what come from my coworker's habits of relentlessly overplaying these classic hits in the kitchen.