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May 31, 2004 01:09

Dear Ritz of Final Fantasy Tactics:

I feel I should inform you that I plan to kill you permanantly at my next opportunity, for you are lame.

Your entire character consists of going:

"omfg, my hair is white but it is RED here. Therefore I am never ever going home ever"

"Despite practicing the girliest fighting style in this entire game short of the snakewoman bitchslap, and used only by a race of bunnywomen, I must ask. Am I cute? Am I too manly? And I don't even have the courtesy to blame this on having 'special feelings' for Shara"

and finally:

"Am I cute? Again? btw, I totally hate having white hair and screw my mother who I just bored you to death babbling about!"

sincerely,

he who is going to feed you to a multi-eyed plant.

PS: Ezel is cuter than you. And he is a lizard bunny thing that seems to be drunk off his ass. And he might be french. Why? Because you suck.
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