Bored
Whutup Bitches?? nm here like 3 oclock and im madd bored.. Really wish when i went to the doctors they'd gimmie somthing that would actually let me go to sleep.. im fuckin sick of stayin up every night by myself bored as hell.. everyone else just sleeps it off like its no problem thats because therer not up at 5 oclock in the morning and just getting to sleep.. its fuckin annoying because i miss half the fuckin day because i finally get to go to sleep. ahh it pisses me off so fuckin bad.. oh well FUCK IT..
So Bored Jess always gos to bed madd early and she gets pissed because I dont wanna get up at fuckin 9 oclock when she does because i went to bed at like 4 or 5 in the morning.. its very irritating.. Oh well
Well I got an interview 2morrow at some place I dunno Jess called for me haha.. I gotta fuckin go to the social security office.. and im gunna be sitting there for fuckin hours.. then I gotta go to the DMV with my new social secruity card and get a non drivers Identifaction card so i can actually get this fuckin interview... so god damn annoying.. everything has to be fuckin ridiculously hard these days.. to bad i cant find a fuckin job.. its so annoying also... Well im out Xbox for Pc gaming for Shane'o because thats all there is to do around here at 3 oclock.
Holla..
todays quotes... MOVIES
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
-Billy Madison (1995), Billy Madison
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
-Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber
Frank: Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
-Old School (2003), Old Schoo
Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Old School (2003), Old School
Richard: Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD
-Tommy Boy (1995), Tommy Boy
So Bored Jess always gos to bed madd early and she gets pissed because I dont wanna get up at fuckin 9 oclock when she does because i went to bed at like 4 or 5 in the morning.. its very irritating.. Oh well
Well I got an interview 2morrow at some place I dunno Jess called for me haha.. I gotta fuckin go to the social security office.. and im gunna be sitting there for fuckin hours.. then I gotta go to the DMV with my new social secruity card and get a non drivers Identifaction card so i can actually get this fuckin interview... so god damn annoying.. everything has to be fuckin ridiculously hard these days.. to bad i cant find a fuckin job.. its so annoying also... Well im out Xbox for Pc gaming for Shane'o because thats all there is to do around here at 3 oclock.
Holla..
todays quotes... MOVIES
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
-Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
-Billy Madison (1995), Billy Madison
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
-Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber
Frank: Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
-Old School (2003), Old Schoo
Mitch: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
-Old School (2003), Old School
Richard: Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD
-Tommy Boy (1995), Tommy Boy