put up yo dukes:
the last time i drank was at terno inferno in saguijo, & it was one beer on a full stomach but i swear my vision grew dark & i stumbled outside for air & a speedy ride home; & date rape was not on the menu because said beer was clutched close to me the whole gig
best drink yet was dino's genuine malt whiskey from the goddamn isle of skye, taken two hours after midnight on my porch, but that was over too quickly, burned too fast
so i'm doing pretty well at this no-drinking thing. often i go months without alcohol. sniffed a clot of good grass from somewhere else a few days ago & missed it but for a moment. the truth is that i don't miss beer the truth is that i hate beer i hate the heavy stomach the gunmetal taste the dirty brown bottles i don't even like wine i fucking hate gin in all its fruit-flavored incarnations but
what i really miss is the impossible irresponsibility of being drunk out of one's mind
i need a scotch iv drip & an open field, & ladies who like to run barefoot
that being said, HOLY SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MY ELECTROPUNKINDIE + GRINDDUSTDIRTCORE ONE-MAN-BAND IS TTLY OPENING FOR JUSTICE is the new name of my band.