david's relationship phase
My new girlfriend and i are hitting our 5 month mark and all ya'll know what that means. I can never stand a girl for more than 5 months and this one is no exception. There was 1 girl that I could but we really broke up early and kept having sex for like 3 years after the relationship ended but it was kind of a relationship anyways.
I think I figured out why, its because at the beggning of the relationship i'm all nice and the perfect guy and i pay for everything and treat the lady really well and most of these whores have never been treated that way so they fall in love really easily. Long story short, i take care of her expecting to be taken care of later on. So after it gets serious and the chase is over I lax and expect to be taken care of then the fights start. Bitches talkin about how i dont love them anymore and shit just because I excpect the same back that I put into them. Then they take the pussy away then I break up with them cuz thats my favorite part about you sluts.
Oh well stay tuned for the guaranteed to be hilarious breakup.
I think I figured out why, its because at the beggning of the relationship i'm all nice and the perfect guy and i pay for everything and treat the lady really well and most of these whores have never been treated that way so they fall in love really easily. Long story short, i take care of her expecting to be taken care of later on. So after it gets serious and the chase is over I lax and expect to be taken care of then the fights start. Bitches talkin about how i dont love them anymore and shit just because I excpect the same back that I put into them. Then they take the pussy away then I break up with them cuz thats my favorite part about you sluts.
Oh well stay tuned for the guaranteed to be hilarious breakup.