lastt niiigggghhhhtt, Crystal coudlnt even get an answeerrrr

Jun 24, 2007 16:01

ok this story is so complex i'm going to have to label the proper characters and shit before i tell it.

David - me
Samantha - gangsta girl, bitch is from Alief! works with me
Crystal - Tiny Asian girl works with me
Wen - crazy guy i work with from last post
Frank - some dude from my HS and is from Blue Fin, our sister store
Christine A - some HOstess from our store
Miles - Christine A's boyfriend, he's from Kempner
Christine B - this girl from Blue Fin
Kim Do - cant say her first name without her last, i known her from 5th grade we used to play pogs
409 - aka Mary, some girl from Cali, she has a straight ass hat brim
Ricky - my personal friend from after high school
Vu - some kid from where i work but he reps Blue Fin, we suspect he's gay as fuck
Michaela - cool ass chick from Blue Fin

So night started off with me and Wen chillin and eating at Genji's got a little tipsy had about 3 beers and 2 sake. Then Samantha shows up (she just got suspended for two weeks on the day that she signed a brand new lease) and she wants to get fucked up and she's sad and shit. Then Crystal shows up and she's depressed about some dude doesnt wanna hit that or something so she's all pissed and wants to get fucked up. So we start drinking. Vu shows up and he orders some stuff and then he see's all them peeps from blue fin down the way so we're like fuck blue fin and he's like omg i gotta go say hi. We look at each other and are just like.....gay. So we are finishing up and Christine and Miles and this other dude show up, then Ricky shows up. We are talking and all of a sudden Wen gets angry at this bitch wearing a "I <3 NY" shirt and he's like
"WHO THE FUCK WEARS THAT SHIRT AT THIS TIME". We all bust out laughing, why is he so mad, i'll never know, and he starts acting like her talkin about how stupid and FOB she is but didnt even meet her so he really has no clue! We were busting the fuck out laughing for the longest time then the bill came and Vu fucked us, that bastard. Samantha yells out "FUCK BLUE FIN" to Christine B and Christine comes over and is like wtf. Samantha flips out and starts talkin mad shit saying that Christine B is disrespecting her so Sam threatens her. Christine B comes back and apologizes and i'm like wtf, Sam is gangsta. So I meet Tam, and all the ppl i play basketball with all the time at Genji and everyone is going to Star Karaoke.

I show up and immediately see a buncha fuckin dikes so I know Kim Do is around and lo and behold that bitch is right there. So we go into a room with me, Samantha, Kim Do, her two dike friends, Crystal, Tam, Minh, and the Blue Fin ppl. We sing for awhile and its like Uptown vs Blue Fin we talk smack all night. Crystal keeps trying to leave to go to some dude's house but she's fucked up beyond recognition and I have her keys so she stays all night. Kim Do starts a fight with some bitches across the way and Samantha goes out to whup somone's ass. I keep fuckin trying to pull Samantha back in but Mary (409) keeps tryin to come out and i'm like OH SHIT YOU DONT WANT THIS GIRL TO COME OUT SHE CRAZY. The reason I called her 409 all night is cuz when she introduced herself she repped the 409 which is somewhere in Cali. I called her "409" I called Kim "Kim Do" and I called some chick "Kim Do's hot girlfriend" and all 3 of them did not want to be called what I called them. Which is kinda weird I dont know why they didn't let me know till like 2 seconds before I left that night but either way it was fuckin funny. I think Ricky liked 409 and i liked "Kim Do's girlfriend" a lot. Anyways a lot of BS happened at Star but i remember singing like 20 songs and overpaying. I drove Crystal and Samantha to Uptown and I told Crystal to go home not to that dude's house in SugarLand and that I was going to follow her home, she said ok.

As soon as she got in the car she didnt even know what a lane was and it was blatantly obvious that she was fucked up so we tried to make her stop but she wouldn't so I kept yelling at her to stop. We hit 2 red lights and she somehow didnt stop and she turned the really wrong way. It was not the way to her house, not the way to that dude's house, and not the way to anything really. So she finally stops, in the middle of the street. I let Samantha out and started driving and she was running around almost getting hit by all these cars. Some Lexus comes up and rams into her car while she tries to get out of the way then he drives away. I chase after them and get the license plate number while Samantha drives. We meet up at this elementary school and I tell them about how scared i was for my car and we all hugged each other, it was a gay moment but i was scared for my car, and i guess for Samantha and Crystal too! Then Crystal told me to go down 59 till the end (which is in New York). Either way I got her home and she told me to park at this spot and come to her apt. So we go and she keeps telling us to turn left even though thats the only way you can turn it was pretty funny. So we finally get there and she keeps offering us food and never actually getting any. I made a tonic and she made Samantha a tonic on the rocks but says its like 90% Vodka, but it was just tonic on the rocks hahahaha. I played Nirvana - In Bloom on repeat for like 2 hours and we just messed around in Crystal's apt. So its daylight by now and Crystal is passed the fuck out so me and Samantha have to find my car somehow. Samantha is messed up and she's walking around like "i'm sad" while I'm trying to find my car and this guy on a motorcycle started chasing Samantha so i was like ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Samantha didnt wanna go home so we go to her new apt and as soon as we walk in some dude was standing there and we're like.......hiiiiiii. He asks if we're looking around and Samantha is like i'm moving in all alone you need to take care of me. So i was like omfg why did you tell this weirdo that. He goes "i have enough responsibilities so i cant take care of you". Samantha was like wtf so he says "sure i'll take care of you I promise". Then like 30 minutes later we come out and the guy is standing there and i'm like Heyyyyyyy. He just looks at us....for a long time........then walks away. What a freak-o.

Then I went to sleep from 8am till like noon, and i havnet slept since i'm so fucking tired.
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