crazy day
today was jared's wedding and it was beautifully short. I was so relieved when it only lasted like 10 minutes. Arab weddings last like 5 hours thats why Arabs dont get divorced often cuz they dont wanna go through that shit again but white folks got it right. I had a date, then my mom wanted to go so I cancelled then my mom cancelled, then I got another date, then my mom wanted to go again so I cancelled and then I decided I didnt want to go. At 9am on the wedding day I decided to go and my mom didnt feel too good so I went alone. The family went into one room and everyone else went to the courtyard. I saw an ex there and she looked super hot from behind so I went to say hi but she turned around and i had to look away cuz she's busted. When people are young they do stupid things, or in my case, do anything. I quickly walked away and found the Mimosa guy and started drinking. Some guy came up to me and told me he came from Waco and axed where i was from, i prayed silently for jared to come out so i can give him his gift and leave. The wedding was so awesome and Jared and Molly 4 lyfe aight I said it.
Later on i had plans with Erin, Janet, Elanie, and my cousins to do things but I was so tired since Jared had his wedding in the am. They all wanted to do different things, I chose Elanie since she has the biggest boobs and brought her other big boobed friend who is surprisingly so close to my other ex that its not even funny. She's all like, do you know Sarah Franks, and i'm like YES I FUCKED HER I'M THE ASSHOLE DAVID SHE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT and she's like OMG YOU ARE??!?!? Man that was fuckin hilarious so we go to Uptown sushi and get stuffed. Later on we go to some wine tasting place and i'm like ok no matter how much cleavage ya'll are showing, its not worth it so I take them to Rich's where Janet is. Jen and Johnny call me on the way and they're like you better come and i'm like damn i'm on the way. We get there and some guy waves me down and is like YOU CAN PARK HERE FOR FREE (damn bitches with cleavage get you everything) so i was like fuck yeah cuz it was literally 10 feet from Rich's. The line was long as fuck and we were walking and i heard "party like a rockstar" coming from inside so i was like FUCK WE GOTTA GET IN NOW. So I ripped open this locked door and i looked in, wtf nobody was there, i motioned for the bitches to follow me and they did and we got in free and no wait like literally 10 feet from the car. They played back dat azz up, nuff said.
I forgot my CC there, i always do that shit so now i gotta somehow get there tomorrow.
Later on i had plans with Erin, Janet, Elanie, and my cousins to do things but I was so tired since Jared had his wedding in the am. They all wanted to do different things, I chose Elanie since she has the biggest boobs and brought her other big boobed friend who is surprisingly so close to my other ex that its not even funny. She's all like, do you know Sarah Franks, and i'm like YES I FUCKED HER I'M THE ASSHOLE DAVID SHE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT and she's like OMG YOU ARE??!?!? Man that was fuckin hilarious so we go to Uptown sushi and get stuffed. Later on we go to some wine tasting place and i'm like ok no matter how much cleavage ya'll are showing, its not worth it so I take them to Rich's where Janet is. Jen and Johnny call me on the way and they're like you better come and i'm like damn i'm on the way. We get there and some guy waves me down and is like YOU CAN PARK HERE FOR FREE (damn bitches with cleavage get you everything) so i was like fuck yeah cuz it was literally 10 feet from Rich's. The line was long as fuck and we were walking and i heard "party like a rockstar" coming from inside so i was like FUCK WE GOTTA GET IN NOW. So I ripped open this locked door and i looked in, wtf nobody was there, i motioned for the bitches to follow me and they did and we got in free and no wait like literally 10 feet from the car. They played back dat azz up, nuff said.
I forgot my CC there, i always do that shit so now i gotta somehow get there tomorrow.