voice post

[gforgreat]

Hey, what happened to the bowl of cherries in th' fridge - ...what are those? [He picks up one of the strangely shaped fruits and eyes it. He takes a small sniff and crinkles his nose.] That is not edible...

... [Oh hey a lighter.]

[In the next, oh say, ten-fifteen minutes there's a montage of small explosions coming from the kitchen, with Timothy

Comments

[dreamsofnoah]

Managed to kill yourself yet?

[gforgreat]

Eat th' cherries, Noah~

[dreamsofnoah]

Choke on them, Exorcist.

[gforgreat]

If only it were that simple, huh?

[dreamsofnoah]

As if we'd ever let it be that easy.

[gforgreat]

You make it sound like we do.

[dreamsofnoah]

We wouldn't bother playing if you did.

[gforgreat]

Oh good. [Sarcasm.]

[dreamsofnoah]

Allen's not going to be very happy if you destroyed the fridge.

[gforgreat]

I don't care.

[dreamsofnoah]

But I do. Allen gets cranky and talks to me less when he's hungry.

[gforgreat]

I'll let you know when I start givin' a shit 'bout what you care 'bout.

[dreamsofnoah]

Is that your way of asking me to make it worse? Because I haven't even started yet.

[gforgreat]

If ya think threatenin' me will get ya to do what ya like ya got another thing comin'!

[dreamsofnoah]

Oh~ well. If you prefer it to being just a bit polite.

[gforgreat]

Fuck you.