Obesity - the newest strip club

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So the most beautiful girl I know called me tonight. Or, that's what her message said anyway. It took me 3 tries to figure out who she was... It was Tink. So I called her back. I told her about my new job at the strip club, and how having fat rolls is actually beneficial because the guys can stick money in those as well as the g-string. It's great, really. I think I made twice as much as the skinny girl.

I learned tonight, that if I have my phone on my shoulder, a pot holder in one hand, the free hand should not be the one used to pull the cookie sheet out of the oven. Ow.

I took an hour nap when I got home from work tonight. It was quite nice.