Today, as I was changing trains at Redfern, I saw a man. I'd guess early to mid 40s. Grey hair, beard, glasses.
This man was wearing a t-shirt.
Upon reading his shirt, I felt compelled to approach the man and ask where he purchased such an item.
I was informed that he had produced the garment himself. At this point I congratulated him on a job well done.
What did the shirt say?
Black t-shirt. White text.
Front: "APEC scares me more than Al Qaeda"
Back: "George scares me more than Osama"
I thought it was rather good.