Anti-Letter to Santa
Dear Satan,
To Oogie-Boogie, Lord Atra, or whomever else it may concern:
I have wrought a good deal this year, especially taking into consideration Xemnas' sudden abandonment of us for the realm of sleep.
In exchange, I request total domination of world's end. Not permanently. Just a few days' dictatorship to teach them all I am not to be trifled with how much worse things could be. Explain it to the more benevolent powers as a kind of lesson along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life.
For myself I ask only for the death of Roxas and that his mark on my servant be removed. If this leaves a void, I am capable of replacing it with my own sigil. I'd also like more flame-retardant restraints and toys for the torture room and Yuber, nude in a giant goblet of mulled wine.
Feel free to give Number 8 whatever it is his heartless chest most desires, barring anything to do with Roxas. Likewise I'm sure there's something Vexen would like that doesn't involve child pornography. And if you could replace the fabric in all of Elena's clothing with swampweed, mud and leeches, I would be most amused grateful.
Naturally, any requests you may have for me in return will be carefully considered.
Your Humble Servant,
Zexion
To Oogie-Boogie, Lord Atra, or whomever else it may concern:
I have wrought a good deal this year, especially taking into consideration Xemnas' sudden abandonment of us for the realm of sleep.
In exchange, I request total domination of world's end. Not permanently. Just a few days' dictatorship to teach them all I am not to be trifled with how much worse things could be. Explain it to the more benevolent powers as a kind of lesson along the lines of It's a Wonderful Life.
For myself I ask only for the death of Roxas and that his mark on my servant be removed. If this leaves a void, I am capable of replacing it with my own sigil. I'd also like more flame-retardant restraints and toys for the torture room and Yuber, nude in a giant goblet of mulled wine.
Feel free to give Number 8 whatever it is his heartless chest most desires, barring anything to do with Roxas. Likewise I'm sure there's something Vexen would like that doesn't involve child pornography. And if you could replace the fabric in all of Elena's clothing with swampweed, mud and leeches, I would be most amused grateful.
Naturally, any requests you may have for me in return will be carefully considered.
Your Humble Servant,
Zexion