I'm making a list of normal things we have to introduce you to. Flying a kite, going to the zoo, watching veggie tales and ice-skating are on them now. Along with the rest of the Disney vault.
And why didn't you tell me your birthday was coming up? Now I can work on making awesome plans for it.
Exactly. So, no complaining, buster. And flying a kite's pretty boring so we probably won't do it for long. I bet there's a lot of stuff like that where it won't take long to do it but you need to experience it at least once in your life.
If that's what you want. I was going to throw you a huge embarrassing surprise party, though. We could play paintball or something.
Well, we have a list of fun things you never go to do as a kid to go through -- which, by the way, I forgot to mention going to a water park is on. And probably an amusement park. And paintball. And, apparently birthday cake. You've seriously never had anyone do something for your birthday?
Oh, and then there's our other list. Of stuff we want to do. Together. With each other. Which will keep us busy. [this is an attempt to be tactfully discreet but actually comes off ... vague and unclear and slightly retarded.]
I've seriously never had anyone do something for my birthday. [Except Jess, of course, but he thinks it's best not to mention that for Claire's sake. She'll probably feel like she has to do something better than Jess did.]
But... the fun things are stuff we will do together, right?
And why didn't you tell me your birthday was coming up? Now I can work on making awesome plans for it.
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Well... this is exactly why. We don't need to do anything.
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Yes, we do. It's your birthday, Sam, we're celebrating. I'm making you cake, what's your favorite kind?
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Just the two of us? Uhh... I like banana cake.
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If that's what you want. I was going to throw you a huge embarrassing surprise party, though. We could play paintball or something.
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... Please don't.
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No parties and paintball? But the Petrelli mansion has a big back yard, it'd be perfect. And, I'd only invite people you like.
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I don't like big parties.
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Okay, okay. Just us, then. I'll do something really special.
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That sounds perfect.
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Good. Perfect is what I'll be going for, that's kind of the point of a birthday.
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No one's ever done anything for me on my birthday before.
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Oh, and then there's our other list. Of stuff we want to do. Together. With each other. Which will keep us busy. [this is an attempt to be tactfully discreet but actually comes off ... vague and unclear and slightly retarded.]
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But... the fun things are stuff we will do together, right?
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... Yes. Those are things we'll do together, too. But this list is stuff we'll do together in a different way.
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Like... what?
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