[fic] Another One Bites the Dust.

[getyourownpie]

✰ Wildly Inappropriate!Sam for autophoenix , requested at this meme, which I’m still taking requests for.
✰ The one where an uncomfortable meal makes Sam turn to a little too much alcohol, followed by inappropriate displays of affection.
✰ Claire is autophoenix , Sylar is intuitivelyapt and Peter is gota2ndchance , who are all used with love and permission. Although, please feel free to let me

Comments

[ihadmittenson]

That's just lovely, Sam. At least he kept it in his pants.

[getyourownpie]

... I should have had him dry humping her leg or something...

[ihadmittenson]

LMAO OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE. He's too tall to be doing that. It would be awkward.

[getyourownpie]

Yeah... it would more be like her waist or hip. Unless it was in the booth. He would be thinking that he was doing it right and it... just was totally wrong and awkward and Claire probably would have had to kick him in the nuts to make him stop, like a dog.

[i_hadmittenson]

LMAO. Obviously you need to make an addendum or something for this drabble, because this stuff is too good to pass up.

[getyourownpie]

I think I do. "Drunk Humping Sam Take Two!"

[ihadmittenson]

It will be amazing. I can't wait to read it~