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[getwanky_lopez]

Last night was...something else. I woke up this morning and had this strange urge to disinfect every surface in my room.

It's been tainted by hobbit.

Comments

[nat_stark]

Poor you.

[getwanky_lopez]

Your sympathy floors me. Thank you for understanding my pain.

[nat_stark]

Wink.

[getwanky_lopez]

Yeah. Apparently they're real and have an affinity for animal sweaters.

I was shocked, too.

[puck_ingstrings]

I had a few nights like that this summer. And I'm tellin' you. Clorox is the best solution.

[argylenkneesox]

By hobbit I assume you are referring to me, which I would like to point out is not much of an insult. I quite like my short stature and you've basically just described me as a happy, joyful and gift-giving person, so I see no insult there either. About the only incorrect assumption you have of me is that I may have hairy feet, which I can assure you, I do not. Nor do I have slightly pointy ears.

God forbid I actually agree with Noah, but Clorox is a great cleaning product, but are you sure you'd like to rid your room of the lovely scent my roommate seems to leave in her wake?

[artiejabrams]

wait...they call you hobbit?!

[argylenkneesox]

They do, but it doesn't bother me like they'd hope. :)

[artiejabrams]

Huh. Wait...have you read Lord of the Rings?

[justsaychlo]

Tainted by Hobbit? What even?

[getwanky_lopez]

That thing that dresses like an institutionalized toddler and never shuts up.

She left her dirty hobbit prints all over my room. It's disgusting.

[justsaychlo]

Gross. Sorry love.