Santa's Birthday is coming up...gonzo_gibbieNovember 21 2006, 22:48:15 UTC
Dear Rachael ~
Perhaps I never told you this, BUT -- I am a dealer of gently used women's clothes. No, really! I was forced into this seemingly ODD line of work (for a hetero man) while working my way through college, in the harsh economic climate of 1990's Hawaii. I studied what was hanging on the racks at consignment shops, to learn what was hot and what was not, and then made some serious BLING finding and selling the stuff. I kinda still do this kind of thing today.
Unfortunately, I recently liquidated everything I had, because it takes up too much space, and because I'm sick and tired of explaining myself to people, as to WHY I have women's clothing... :-)
I would be more than happy to pack up and ship out to you an entire new wardrobe. Sounds kina freaky, eh? Betcha I do it up right, with just a little help from you. I still have about 8 - 12 women's garments items which were too high quality to donate to thrift stores. One pair of black pants, adorned with many decorative zippers and random cargo pockets. The style is street skater chic, I believe.
I'd be happy to send you out some nice Merino wool sweaters (size? colors?), some silk garments, even a heavy wool jacket, such as a Navy P-coat (classic style) or a knee-length trench coat.
Have enough mufflers to keep your neck warm? I have a box full of them -- and not too many women here like to wear them. What about Dickies? I've got TWO! I mean those fake turtle neck sweaters that tuck in beneath your top layer...
btw -- Not allowing one's Uncle Gibbie Bear to do you a kindly favor actually works to block the flow of magical energy in the Universe, and can lead to WAR -- Terrorist Attacks -- Migrand Headaches -- and other unpleasant thingies.
Perhaps I never told you this, BUT -- I am a dealer of gently used women's clothes. No, really! I was forced into this seemingly ODD line of work (for a hetero man) while working my way through college, in the harsh economic climate of 1990's Hawaii. I studied what was hanging on the racks at consignment shops, to learn what was hot and what was not, and then made some serious BLING finding and selling the stuff. I kinda still do this kind of thing today.
Unfortunately, I recently liquidated everything I had, because it takes up too much space, and because I'm sick and tired of explaining myself to people, as to WHY I have women's clothing... :-)
I would be more than happy to pack up and ship out to you an entire new wardrobe. Sounds kina freaky, eh? Betcha I do it up right, with just a little help from you. I still have about 8 - 12 women's garments items which were too high quality to donate to thrift stores. One pair of black pants, adorned with many decorative zippers and random cargo pockets. The style is street skater chic, I believe.
I'd be happy to send you out some nice Merino wool sweaters (size? colors?), some silk garments, even a heavy wool jacket, such as a Navy P-coat (classic style) or a knee-length trench coat.
Have enough mufflers to keep your neck warm? I have a box full of them -- and not too many women here like to wear them. What about Dickies? I've got TWO! I mean those fake turtle neck sweaters that tuck in beneath your top layer...
btw -- Not allowing one's Uncle Gibbie Bear to do you a kindly favor actually works to block the flow of magical energy in the Universe, and can lead to WAR -- Terrorist Attacks -- Migrand Headaches -- and other unpleasant thingies.
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