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I got to help grade my mom's journals tonight. Actually I graded them all by myslef with a little help from my 10 year old sister. My mom is an english teacher for 7th and 8th graders at St. Jude. The assignment that she gave them was to write an outrageous but believable excuse explaining why they didn't turn in their homework assignment. If they successfully completed it, they would not have to turn in one homework assignment during the school year. Some of them didn't do it (pun intended?). A lot of them were very funny. My mom wouldn't let me give credit to a few of them because they wern't written the way she wanted.
"I got dropped off at a jungle with my homework. I got tripped by a snake. Then a monkey took my homework. Next, a lion ate the monkey. I never saw my homework again."
"My teacher asked me to explain how my home work was missing. Well during my DT and my paper start on fire"
"I went back in time and a T-Rex stepped on it and there where foot prints on it then an another dinosaur took it out of my hands and ate it then pooped it out with some corn on it. I took out a poop bag and went back to present time and Micheal Jackson shoved down his throt and he died because of the poop."
"My Grandma was abducted by aliens, then we had to go into space save her, destroy the aliens then come back to earth then go to the hospital for a space injury."
"I don't have my paper because I was attacked by ninja's that
I don't have my paper because the government took it. They took it because it was so good.
my paper got soaked by the rain."
But this is the best one by far:
"When I was doing my assinment my sister touched my paper and exploded in to a zillion kabillion picess"
"I got dropped off at a jungle with my homework. I got tripped by a snake. Then a monkey took my homework. Next, a lion ate the monkey. I never saw my homework again."
"My teacher asked me to explain how my home work was missing. Well during my DT and my paper start on fire"
"I went back in time and a T-Rex stepped on it and there where foot prints on it then an another dinosaur took it out of my hands and ate it then pooped it out with some corn on it. I took out a poop bag and went back to present time and Micheal Jackson shoved down his throt and he died because of the poop."
"My Grandma was abducted by aliens, then we had to go into space save her, destroy the aliens then come back to earth then go to the hospital for a space injury."
"I don't have my paper because I was attacked by ninja's that
I don't have my paper because the government took it. They took it because it was so good.
my paper got soaked by the rain."
But this is the best one by far:
"When I was doing my assinment my sister touched my paper and exploded in to a zillion kabillion picess"