Two (Part 2)

[getter_beam]

[Out of the sky comes a distant keening, that eventually grows into a thundering roar. Eventually, a meteor-like object streaks over the sky and ends up crashing outside the castle, leaving a massive crater. Those who come to investigate will find a large white and red robot lying in the crater. On top of it sits a very cross looking man.]

God.

Comments

[realfakehero]

*drives up in his Salamander*

Need a ride? Or maybe a tow after that?

[getter_beam]

Looks like.

[realfakehero]

[dismounts and signals for his often ignored prinny assistant to grab the ropes.]

Want to talk about what happened?

[getter_beam]

This place has a ceiling.

[getter_beam]

[Ryouma is all the way over here, not by the castle, so he can't hear you.]

[37thdefender]

*Nearby, outside of his ship, Gordon is now investigating the explosion. He rolls towards the edge of the crater and holds up his gun*

Alien visitors huh, I hope they're friendly.. Just in case.

*He slowly peeks out of the crater towards the robot*

[getter_beam]

Someone there?

[37thdefender]

*Gordon ducks down at first and then Stands up, hand on his gun in it's holster*

Greetings aliens! As DEFENDER of Earth I'm here to welcome you to the netherworld...

Wait, you don't look like an alien at all!

[getter_beam]

That's 'cuz I'm not, dumbass.

[not_in_windows]

Told you. <3

[getter_beam]

At least I tried.

[not_in_windows]

You and everyone else, in their own way.

[getter_beam]

Well then don't make fun of me for trying!