what the hell was that about!
i went to donate blood for my friend´s grandmother...she´s going to have an operation and theres a blood shortage...it is paraguay!---and i finished super fast, and my freind and i were walking out together and she started getting dizzy and fainted..so i helped here down and calmly got a nurse..
the nurse told me to bring her a coke and some candy. so i left and walked about twenty yards so that i could tell her mom what was going on...and about half way there, it started to happen..i could feel myself beginning to fade... so i did my little anti-fainting tecnique that ive learned over the years, made it to her mom, layed down and waited till i could hear again and then told her mom she needed a coke. i was laying on a floor, which is suuuucccchhhhh a big no no in paraguay. they were so embarressed that they forced me to sit up on a bench. the assholes!!!! i immediatley pretty much went into shock i think...i needed to vomit, pee, shit, and drink soemthing with sugar in it all at the same time. i broke out in cold sweat..and pretty much got to that stage when you feel sooooo sick, but you dont know what to do and people are trying to help you and you know htat its making it worse, so you turn into an ubber bitch, cuz you are on your last limbs of consciousness type things (okay that might be an overstatement)..anyway, i finally gained enough composure to walk to the bathroom...i wouldnt eat the candy or drink the coke, cuz i was feeling hypoglysemic and had the suspicion that i would blow chuncks all over if i tried it right in the middle of the waiting room. so i went in the closest bathroom--which happened to be the mens, that a woman was in the process of cleaning..i kicked her out---and with the door open just pulled my pants down and peed. i peed soooooo long.. i waited towards the end of the pee and put the caremel in my mouth and it was only in my mouth about five seconds before the sugur over load made me turn over and dry heave into the toilet. then, after all the stomach muscle action, i turned around again and took a fairly large and uncontrolled dump. at which point someone else came in and handed me a coke to drink. nothing like takin a shit, drinking a coke, and waving to passerbyers with to door open as you regain your energy in the public paraguayan hospital!
the nurse told me to bring her a coke and some candy. so i left and walked about twenty yards so that i could tell her mom what was going on...and about half way there, it started to happen..i could feel myself beginning to fade... so i did my little anti-fainting tecnique that ive learned over the years, made it to her mom, layed down and waited till i could hear again and then told her mom she needed a coke. i was laying on a floor, which is suuuucccchhhhh a big no no in paraguay. they were so embarressed that they forced me to sit up on a bench. the assholes!!!! i immediatley pretty much went into shock i think...i needed to vomit, pee, shit, and drink soemthing with sugar in it all at the same time. i broke out in cold sweat..and pretty much got to that stage when you feel sooooo sick, but you dont know what to do and people are trying to help you and you know htat its making it worse, so you turn into an ubber bitch, cuz you are on your last limbs of consciousness type things (okay that might be an overstatement)..anyway, i finally gained enough composure to walk to the bathroom...i wouldnt eat the candy or drink the coke, cuz i was feeling hypoglysemic and had the suspicion that i would blow chuncks all over if i tried it right in the middle of the waiting room. so i went in the closest bathroom--which happened to be the mens, that a woman was in the process of cleaning..i kicked her out---and with the door open just pulled my pants down and peed. i peed soooooo long.. i waited towards the end of the pee and put the caremel in my mouth and it was only in my mouth about five seconds before the sugur over load made me turn over and dry heave into the toilet. then, after all the stomach muscle action, i turned around again and took a fairly large and uncontrolled dump. at which point someone else came in and handed me a coke to drink. nothing like takin a shit, drinking a coke, and waving to passerbyers with to door open as you regain your energy in the public paraguayan hospital!