Test Log Twenty Two | Well there goes the moron

[getsciencedone]

[She'd woken up, seconds before she was about to spring her little surprise. Caroline wasn't amused. GLaDOS was even less amused when she realized she was stuck in this town again. Well at least she knew for sure she got her facility back. She was just going to go rub it in the moron's face when she realized....

Oh right. Phonecall time]

For anyone

Comments

[phone]

[vitalizes]

I broke a toaster once.

I thought I could'a made grilled cheese in it but th'cheese melted into da mechanical parts and it never worked again.

And ya wouldn't believe how bad the kitchen smelled afterward. Aw man, Ma was pissed.

[getsciencedone]

Fascinating.

I'm sure you've damaged plenty of machines in your times.

[vitalizes]

Uh, well, aside from th'toaster

And a television, though dat was completely by accident, honest ...

I've damaged lotsa dispensers, teleporters, and sentries.

[getsciencedone]

It sounds like you need a new hobby.

[vitalizes]

Why?

I gotta destroy Engineer's stupid crap, 'else it'll always be tearin' us a new asshole.

[getsciencedone]

What do you do for a living?