Test Log Twenty | You have got to be joking me

[getsciencedone]

[She wakes up in bed with an idiot.

And she's apparently wearing a dress of some sort. Okay just going to try and open the doors.

.....she hates this place. Just shoving Wheatley.]

Wake up you idiot.

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[flashlightdeath]

[ HE IS A LOVABLE IDIOT OKAY

Wheatley makes a little reactionary mumble to the shove, eyes fluttering open and - oh hello really nice looking tuxedo and - FLAILING ]

AH OH GOD you look... um... [ Glance up, glance down. ] good! Did something happen? I mean, I look pretty snazzy myself. [ Sits up and looks down at his tuxedo again, smiling, then looks at his surroundings. ]

Oh, where are we?

[getsciencedone]

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[She does not like the conclusions she's drawing from the theme of the room.]

[flashlightdeath]

Well, where... ever we are, it must be nice, right? Obviously. I mean, you're in that dress, thing, and I'm in this- oh!

[ Looks down and touches his bow tie. ]

I didn't notice this! Look! Oh man, I've never actually worn one of these before. [ Forget the room, bow ties are cooler. ]

[getsciencedone]

That would be a bow tie.

[Right, well stare at the bow tie then, she's going to try and get out. She's starting to remember a similar room from last year though.

....oh dear. Trying to open the door now.]

....it's locked.

[flashlightdeath]

I know what it is! Just, oh man, it's a bow tie!

[ Still paying attention to this marvelous accessory before he hears the l-word. ]

-what- locked? Then how did we get in? Can't you unlock it?

[getsciencedone]

Yes. I just said that.

[She doesn't understand the greatness of bow ties.]

Someone put us here and then locked the door.

And unless this door has a computerized lock that I could hack into. No. I can not unlock it.

[flashlightdeath]

[ Obviously. ]

Oh, well, this is weird, then. So we're stuck in a room. For hopefully not that long. That wouldn't be bad if weren't human, but yeah, lets hope... maybe, what if, in twenty minutes, we check the door again?

[getsciencedone]

[She sighs and folds her arms....as much as she hates to do this.]>

There isn't really much else we can do at this point.

[Goes over to sit in a chair, hoping he didn't notice she agreed with him for once.]

[flashlightdeath]

[ Watches, his hand under his chin in thought. ]

Well, there must be something in here we can do. We could eat? There's the food, over there. [ Motiony hand gestures, looking behind him at the bedpillows and the like. ] We could nap, again, though, no that would be difficult wouldn't it. We just woke up.

[getsciencedone]

Yes we did.

[Just sitting with her arms crossed.]

Why don't we play the, see how many ways I could kill you in this room, game?

[Pillow suffocation for one. And there were some knives....]

[flashlightdeath]

[ Looks back at GLaDOS, paling. ] Nooo I don't think that game would be very fun on my end? Look, you keep musing, um, homicidally, I'm going to eat. Because it looks good.

[ Scoots over to that table in the middle, casually taking the knives and keeping them close to him. For safety. ]

[getsciencedone]

[Shrugs and looks around the room. So many tacky hearts. The flowers she woke up with are in a small heap on the floor...she just rolls her eyes at the bed.]

This town really needs to find something better to do with it's time.

[flashlightdeath]

Maybe this is what the town does? Maybe... it's fun for them. I mean, everything is so old [ Tries a piece of what's on the plate, making some pleased sounds ] - at least to us. Oh man, you should try this, it's really good! [ Eats some more. ]

[getsciencedone]

Throwing people in rooms together for fun....

....I will never understand humans.

[Even though she was one. Oh well. Glancing over and then walking to the other side of the table to sit.]

What is it?

[flashlightdeath]

Yeah, bloody weird. But colorful! But weird. Mm. [ Looks down at his plate as GLaDOS sits down. ] Well, we've got a meat, thing, and some red things on top... um, they're... tomatoes, I think. I haven't tasted a lot of tomatoes but I'm pretty sure they are. And these green stringy beany things, not sure what they are! But they're good.

[ Pause. ]

You won't try and kill me if I give you a knife, will you?

[getsciencedone]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess 'string beans.'

[She sighs and puts her hand out.]

No. I will not try and kill you with the knife.