Aug 05, 2011 22:33
[GLaDOS is not enjoying her stay here. Especially now her one sane daughter is droned again. And her old boss is back.....it's complicated.
So she's decided to ignore Caroline and her thoughts, and focus on the things that matter. Like science. Science makes everything better. Which is why she's converting the basement into another lab. She just needs to idiot proof it.]
Hello Mayfield.
As odd as it might sound, if anyone wants to make some money, I have some computers and things that need to be moved at my house. If anyone would be interested and isn't the sort of person who trip's over their own two feet please call me back.
Also, I hate to ask, considering the amount of no doubt 'hilarous' comments I'm probably going to get about the time period we're in. But if anyone has any computers, mechanical devices or anything like that, that they have no use for, I'd be interested in taking them off your hands.
Oh and Chell. Come over and see me, we need to have a talk about a few things. And don't jump to conclusions, this isn't a 'surprise', we just need to talk.
[GLaDOS is keeping busy, because if she's busy then she doesn't have to think about ...well lots of things she doesn't want to think about. Science. Science is safe, science is good.
A. GLaDOS is walking down the street, a cart behind her is being pulled by two small walking turrets. It's filled with mechanical parts.
B. Every so often she'll stop at a house that has only drones in it and begin to dismantle their car. The turrets just wait next to her as she works away, stripping the cars engine of anything she might need.
C. You don't see this....she's going, or is inside the record store looking through a few things. ...for science.
D.The front lawn of her house. GLaDOS seems to be lecturing two turrets who are looking up at her.]
I told you, for the last time. I am not your mother.
turrets are like kids,
chell,
i like music damn it,
mama glados,
learns from the best,
who wants to make 60 bucks?,
science!,
yes wheatley she's talking about you,
sarcasm mode always on,
science is fun,
not planning to kill you