Test Log Seventeen: How are you holding up?

[getsciencedone]

[GLaDOS has finally gotten back a regain. .... it's a potato. No, in fact it's a potato battery. She hates this place.]

You know, I'd almost forgotten what a horrible sense of humour this place had. But then they do things like this and it all comes flooding back.

Well if you're listening. Ha, ha. That's how funny I think you are. Why don't you find

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[cramschoolgod]

[Coming back in from a walk.]

...ah.

[...She's going to start just sidling past. She remembers about that battery thing.]

[getsciencedone]

[Look at it, it's so tiny. It's hard to believe she was trapped in such a small- She sighs and then turns to see you sliding past....]

[cramschoolgod]

Ah. Hello, Glados.

Did you get this as a regain?

[getsciencedone]

Yes. The towns attempt at a sense of humour no doubt.

[cramschoolgod]

...It is, I suppose, moderately amusing.

[getsciencedone]

I'd say more annoying, stupid and a waste of time myself. But I don't expect much from them.

[cramschoolgod]

I can recognize the element of humor, in any event. But ultimately, like most such ventures, it's fairly pointless, yes.

[getsciencedone]

Entirely pointless.

[GLaDOS has decided to keep it by this point and starts to walk back towards the house.]

That reminds me. I said not to experiment on C- the test subject. Feel free to do as many as you like on that idiot that lives with us.

[cramschoolgod]

[Sasaki shrugs.]

Are you -- keeping that thing? What for?

[She gives a thin smile.] I don't really know that there's anything to be gained from him, to be honest.

[getsciencedone]

I may still need it when we find a way out of here.

You could see how many times an idiot can be killed with common household objects.

[cramschoolgod]

[...Blinks. Twice.]

I, ah, I see. You're planning on possibly putting yourself back in a potato?--You know, of course that there are better energy sources available even in the 1950s.

...Yes, I suppose I could. On the other hand, ah, perhaps something less violent and more informative would be called for as well.

[getsciencedone]

...Why would I do that?

I'm saying at the enrichment center I'm currently trapped in a potato and I'm not going to throw away the only thing keeping me alive just in case.

That's informative. Or you could see how long you can keep him alive but in constant pain.

[Her anger at Wheatley seems to override Caroline trying to make her nicer.]

[cramschoolgod]

Ah...

Is this the exact same potato that you were placed in before, then?

...I don't think I'm going to do that, but thank you for the offer, Glados.

[getsciencedone]

Yes.

[Somewhat sulky. Takes it back out. Yeah, this potato has seen some better days.]

You can see where that demonic bird creature ate part of me.

[Stupid bird. She hates birds.]

Oh well.

[cramschoolgod]

--...Ate... yes, I certainly can see that.

Where are you going to put it?

[getsciencedone]

[Puts it back in her pocket.]

Utterly horrible creature-

Where?

Oh, I haven't decided yet.