Test Log Seventeen: How are you holding up?

[getsciencedone]

[GLaDOS has finally gotten back a regain. .... it's a potato. No, in fact it's a potato battery. She hates this place.]

You know, I'd almost forgotten what a horrible sense of humour this place had. But then they do things like this and it all comes flooding back.

Well if you're listening. Ha, ha. That's how funny I think you are. Why don't you find

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[fineday4science]

Just... what are you doing with that potato?

[getsciencedone]

[Looking over.]

Trying to decide what to do with it.

[fineday4science]

[Dexter then scuttles over, inspecting it.]

Hm, it seems to be some sort of battery. Cute. I was doing that sort of thing when I was in diapers.

[getsciencedone]

We had a lot of them laying around the facility after the bring your daughter to work day.

[Just looking at it.]

[fineday4science]

They did not take them home and utilize it? When I discovered that, I integrated into the first parts of my laboratory I ever built!

Such simple-minded fools not understanding the value of this technology...

[getsciencedone]

[Oh okay. She likes you.]

They were a bit busy.

[Being killed by the neurotoxin.]

There's was a lot of things going on that day.

A laboratory. I take it you know quite a lot about science then?

[fineday4science]

That is too bad then...

[He takes this moment to adjust his clothes, and wear a proud smile upon his face.]

Of course! I am Dexter, Boy Genius! A child prodigy among child prodigies! I have my own secret laboratory back home, hidden from ... most of the idiots that inhabit my living residence.

[getsciencedone]

How fascinating.

[A smile on her own face.]

I am GLaDOS. Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. I control the Aperture Science Laboratories and the Enrichment Center at home.

[fineday4science]

So you're saying, back wherever you came from, you're an artificial intelligence system that runs a laboratory...? Fascinating...

[He pauses for a moment and stares, comparing her and Computer in his mind.]

I got a gal back home myself that keeps my lab running! Come to think of it, you look a little bit how I imagined Computer to look if she was a human!

I think we're going to get along juuust fine. It's a pleasure to meet you, GLaDOS.

[he says that with a slight blush]

[getsciencedone]

[She will never understand humans.]

Well that's good. I also teach science here as well. Though apparently we're closed for the summer.

Oh, you have an AI in your lab at home?

[fineday4science]

Yes, ma'am! She's quite the gal! The one person in my life I can always rely on, that's for sure!

How unfortunate. Though, a summer free of dodgeball and the usual horrors of any class that is not science is always welcomed!

[He laughs nervously.]

I can see I have something to look forward the next school year, though!

[getsciencedone]

[Small smirk at that.]

Computers are generally more reliable then humans.

[Oh right, the rest of the school.]

Oh good. We need more people interested in science here. Instead of the people just interested in smashing things. We sadly have a large percentage of people here who like to solve their problems by trying to hit them with sticks. It's a wonder anything get's done around here, let alone people trying to escape.

[fineday4science]

Sounds like we have a town full of stuuuuupid sisters and barbarians on our hands.

[getsciencedone]

That's certainly one way to put it.