"I'm going to fuck this piano!"
"You're so pretty, I'm gonna fuck you"
-Sarah Silverman
That bitch is so funny. I went to LA Improv with Lauren, Adam and Greg and laughed my ass off.
I had the best fries with Lauren. With ketchup. Not garlic mayo. And as a child, I was put on a fucking leash. I still resent it to this day. It was one of those leashes, that went across your entire upper body. It was for sure harness status. And I would attempt to leap to my freedom, yet I was always snapped back to the reality of my oppression. I believe this is where my insecurites stem from. But I can't be too sure. Thanks Mom. Choosy moms choose LEASHES FOR THEIR FUCKING SPAWN.
Saw Sabrina and Rachel Iker in line. We kicked it with them. Saw Jason Reiger in line. And Neir. We barely got in. We cut in line. Just like I cut in line at Disneyland. And I go to Gelson's, sit and eat the sushi and a drink, and then bone the f out of that bitch.
Nothing else to report. Oh, news flash: Lauren Stern says she is going to update her livejournal every day. WHOO. For the next week. WHOO. Alright guys, gotta drive to the side of the river tomorrow. I have never driven to another city by myself besides Los Angeles. And Oak Park. And Calabasas. But this is Riverside. Intense.
-Sarah Silverman
That bitch is so funny. I went to LA Improv with Lauren, Adam and Greg and laughed my ass off.
I had the best fries with Lauren. With ketchup. Not garlic mayo. And as a child, I was put on a fucking leash. I still resent it to this day. It was one of those leashes, that went across your entire upper body. It was for sure harness status. And I would attempt to leap to my freedom, yet I was always snapped back to the reality of my oppression. I believe this is where my insecurites stem from. But I can't be too sure. Thanks Mom. Choosy moms choose LEASHES FOR THEIR FUCKING SPAWN.
Saw Sabrina and Rachel Iker in line. We kicked it with them. Saw Jason Reiger in line. And Neir. We barely got in. We cut in line. Just like I cut in line at Disneyland. And I go to Gelson's, sit and eat the sushi and a drink, and then bone the f out of that bitch.
Nothing else to report. Oh, news flash: Lauren Stern says she is going to update her livejournal every day. WHOO. For the next week. WHOO. Alright guys, gotta drive to the side of the river tomorrow. I have never driven to another city by myself besides Los Angeles. And Oak Park. And Calabasas. But this is Riverside. Intense.