Introduction

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Hi! I'm Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. I live in LA and run my own small and yet far from insignificant magic shop. Really! I've cornered the magic market through my money-making expertise!

Therapy? I do so enjoy talking about myself!

Comments

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Hulloooooooooooooooo my Anya luv! And I do so enjoy hearing you talk about yourself, too!!!!!

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TOAD! I'm suddenly feeling extremely violent! ...and oddly turned on.

I thought you were dead!!

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Horny violence is one of my favourite things! Next to you, of course.

OMG add you in and it would be a PERFECT date!!

I'm not dead! I was put away for a while in an EXPERIMENTAL FACILITY which is a FACILITY where they do EXPERIMENTS on mutants and it was horrible! My bestest EX buddy betrayed me and put me there!

But I got him back good, my Anya luv. I talked to that guy you know, and he gave me a real dosey of a curse to put on him. HAHAHAHAAAAA... oh, vengence. How it is AWESOME.

And how have you been, my luv??

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I'm always perfect! I'm just glad that YOU know that.

We can do vengeance together! I excel at it!

I've not been depressed over your missing been FANTASTIC!!! My shop in LA is still highly lucrative!