× Otto. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Well. Xanxus found a rather unexpected gift in his PC just a few moments ago. Unexpected and unwanted. After checking its stats with his Gear, he discovered that this Pokémon used to belong to his now departed subordinate, Belphegor. A good boss would look after his subordinate's Pokémon for him; however, Xanxus is not a good boss. He doesn't

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[Video] (Duh, self. :|)

[usedwaterpulse]

[Geez guy, what's with your attitude?] Well that seems uncalled for. Why would you call your own Pokemon a piece of-- ... You know. [Well she's not keen on leaving it with you if you're looking to rehome it, but she's willing to bet you want something for it. She's had to deal with pirates before.]

Are you just giving it away or do you want something for it?

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus isn't a pirate, he's an assassin. A very selfish assassin.]

I didn't catch it. I just found it in my box.

Money or a Pokémon that isn't shit will do.

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

[You have scars on your face like a pirate. :( Albeit a very CRANKY pirate.]

Well, how about one thousand? [That's pretty generous, she thinks, since Eevee eggs usually go for double that.]

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

[...

Xanxus thinks that is the worst offer ever. 8|]

Higher.

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

[>8| You're going to make me go out and beat a bunch of little kids to replace the money I'm spending here just to avoid you treating that Pokemon like crap, aren't you.]

Awful pricey considering you think it's a piece of-- ... Fifteen hundred.

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Yes, yes he is.

What's the matter, Katara? Afraid to say a bad word?]

That's not pricey at all. Higher.

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

[Madam Fussy-Britches does not approve of your tone.]

Twenty-five hundred. [She folds her arms, hoping there's an end to this bid war soon, the frugal part of her hates spending this much on any one thing, but she can't just ignore the situation. BUSY BODY SENSES ARE TINGLING TOO HARD. :(]

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

[...Xanxus is already sick of this bidding war, himself. So he's going to put an end to it right now.]

How much do you have?

[Video] (Wrong icon, sorry |D; )

[usedwaterpulse]

[Bracing for the worst.]

Right now, three thousand.

[Video]

[getmesomewhisky]

[...That is just sad. 8|]

What Pokémon do you have?

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

[Hey, I was kinda busy dealing with... things, and I'm a little potion-jumpy since I don't have my bending here.]

[Visibly hesitates.] I'd rather pay with money. If you wanted to set an amount I could just get it to you once we get to Violet. [I CAN GET A JOB. :< I CAN.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Riiight, whatever you say.]

That won't be necessary. I'm giving it to someone else.

[Though Katara can rest easy knowing that the Furret will be going to a very sweet girl.]

[Video]

[usedwaterpulse]

[Why don't you believe meeee? :(

Katara looks a bit surprised, but there's not a whole lot she can say, even she knows it'd be pretty rude to ask to know WHO it's going to.]

Oh, I see. Well... congratulations on finding a home for it then.