Look away. i'm HIDEOUS! -Kramer

Nov 20, 2004 13:14

The eye situation has gone completely awry. its swollen lol. i have been scared by everyone. my mother says "uh...dont be afraid if when u wake up and cant open ur eye." and my sis says "oh i learned about that in health...its a sty. its gonna swell really bad and ur gonna have to pop it" i was like "aaah!" they both sounded so sure about the fate of my eye that i cannot help but live in fear now. I look the same...i think. lol i cant see out of both eyes so i cant say for sure. lolol j/k. but yes..my vision IS slightly more impaired than b4.

All this swollen eye madness has left me thinkin' and preparing myself for a life lived in seclusion. Apart from the rest of the world. *sigh* so i was thinkin...i will pass my responsibilties in the chorus...to..um ALi and lisha. it'll also be u guys's jobs to hit on jeremy in my memory. As far as the crazy ideas i come up with...? i'll leave that to Lily. m'love i've never doubted ur capability to make an ass of urself...u can just do it times 2 out of love for moi. kriz and jess...u can sing songs and spread my lingo about the world, and remember the days when my eye looked attractive.
aaah my ARTS chairperson job will be...um...rashida's, and mindy can write my memoir. she is all in my grill neway. I, shall stay in a cave and hide my hideous eye away fromt he world and...well i cant weep for fear of further swelling, but i shall wear a patch and sing pirate songs.

fare thee well
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