In which my brother makes himself useful
I have a paper due today for my museum studies class -- a report on "the kitchen cabinet collection." The assignment is to find any surface in our homes where a collection of objects is stored and displayed, and do a report on it as if it was a museum exhibit.
The topic of my paper is "My Brother's Pants."
I decided to write it on the pile of pants that my brother has had in the immediate vicinity of wherever he happens to be sleeping since he was 14 or so.
The aforementioned sibling was more than happy to assist by showing off his pants and explaining in great detail the importance of the various brand names and how to select matching underwear.
...this may end up being unquestionably my best school paper ever.
The topic of my paper is "My Brother's Pants."
I decided to write it on the pile of pants that my brother has had in the immediate vicinity of wherever he happens to be sleeping since he was 14 or so.
The aforementioned sibling was more than happy to assist by showing off his pants and explaining in great detail the importance of the various brand names and how to select matching underwear.
...this may end up being unquestionably my best school paper ever.