1st contract

[getchacontracts]

[Hi everyone! This is going to be short and sweet.]

[This is Kyubey. He is currently wandering the halls of the mansion. Sizing the place up, as you will. And he's everywhere He might even appear in your room unannounced! That's just how he rolls.]

[Who wants to have some stimulating conversation with an adorable mascot character? Anyone?]

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OMG OMG OMG <333333

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave's on his way to the dining room for some motherfucking oreos. That's when he sees the weird, yet cute, animal wandering around. The blond decides to ignore it, chalking it down to a Wonderland beast for now.]

[getchacontracts]

[Lol guess who's sitting on top of the cookie jar.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Jesus--Dave looks at the thing, and just.

Stares.

Why is it on the jar of magically delicious cookies?]

Can I help you?

[Why is he even talking to it]

[getchacontracts]

Yes you can!

[Telepathic voice may or may not be totally creepy?]

[urnewkingbitch]

[It certainly isn't expected. But Dave is a Strider, and Striders aren't easily startled, especially not by albino cat-rabbits.

Still...the way it's staring at him is actually starting to get creepy.]

Okay, then what's up, telepathic cat-rabbit thing?

[getchacontracts]

[Kyubey is sure to blink every once in awhile.]

I'm Kyubey, and I just got here. Do you know what's going on?