The Doctor is IN

[valshamerlyn]

Okay, in honour of upcoming White Day (yes, I know it's not till Tuesday), I present ...

Gin-Chan's Couples Counselling Service!

So, come on, all you GB characters with romantic problems. Dr Ginji will solve them all.
(Single characters can also write to Gin-Chan's Romance and Dating Advice Column.)

I may have drunk too much sugary tea ...EDIT

Comments

[anenko]

There's someone I'm attracted to, but he's done horrible things in the past, and I'm still so *angry* at him. Would killing him ease my confusion?

[valshamerlyn]

NO! No killing Ban-chan! Noooooooooooo!

*ahem*

I'm sure this person had his reasons for doing what he did. I think you should trust him (I do!) and not be angry any more. Maybe you need a change in your life? You know, hanging out with a scary guy like Dr Jackal is no fun! Have you ever thought about becoming a retriever? It's a really good job and I know a duo you could work with. Think about it!

[anenko]

There is someone I love very much, but I'm not a *real* boy. Do you think she could ever love me back?

Would wiping out an entire city ease my heartache?

This is fun, valshamerlyn!

[valshamerlyn]

I'm sure Saku- I mean, this person, loves you back. You shouldn't wipe out a city. Everybody would be very sad. And dead.

Perhaps you could try doing cheerful things to make you feel better. Have you tried dressing in bright colours? Singing along to your favourite song? Origami paper is really pretty - perhaps you could make Saku- this person a pretty origami crane as a present?

[anenko]

I suspect that Mozart is jealous of the time Madoka and I spend together, but he won't talk to me. Madoka is suffereing greatly. Should I abandon all hopes of happiness, and remove myself from their lives?

Would fighting the snake bastard make me feel any better?

Last one, I swear!

[valshamerlyn]

Poor Mozart. You should spend some time with him alone. Romance him with long walks and special dog food. Sit with him and watch the stars. I'm sure you'll all be very happy in no time.

No, fighting Ban-chan wouldn't make you feel better. Silly Shido, we're all friends here. No, Ban-chan, you can't see Shido's letter. No, you can't fight Shido, Ban-chan! I know what he said in his letter! Ban-chan, come back!

Er ... Shido? I think Ban-chan is on his way over to fight you now. It might be time to get out the emergency violin ...

[maldaeien]

DISCLAIMER: Because it had to be posted... For Ayamine who gives naughty ideas about them at the conventions!

*after seven hours of silence from his arrival to Dr Ginji's counselling*

There's someone I greatly love, someone to who I was promised to long time ago, someone for who I would sacrifice my life to so that beautiful smile of his never falters. I’m his guardian and he is my lord, our social differences make me not worth of him, and especially after what I did to him, I was born to protect him but instead I betrayed him! It’s my divine punishment to no longer have a sight to delight myself with his pristine vision!
But I love him, I really love him and I don’t know how to express those feelings to him, should I part from his side until I have trained enough to tell him those words of affection?

*has all packed and is waiting for an answer*

ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: The whole thing is a parody we made with some friends about Juubei not speaking at all except to say long phrases after hours. He has to process all the data :P

[valshamerlyn]

*slightly dazed after long speech*

Er ... maybe you could try telling him you love him in another way? Then you wouldn't have to go and train any more. You could sing him a serenade! Or write him a poem! I think you need to spend time with him and find out how he feels. Perhaps the two of you could take a hot springs vacation!

What an awful haiku!

[maldaeien]

*hours later*

A serenade or a poem… I believe the best choice to seduce my beloved’s heart is a haiku in which I express my feelings towards him:

Innocence of a young child,
His first passionate love
A moon flower out of his reach

*insert here more silence*

Should I try better with a joke? Funny men usually captivate their beloved’s heart by the fine art of entertainment

Re: What an awful haiku!

[valshamerlyn]

No, Juubei, please don't tell any more jokes! That's a very ... nice haiku. I'm sure Kazuki will love it. Why don't you go recite it to him now?

By the way, if you meet Emishi on your way ... ignore everything he has to say to you. Everything! Especially if it's about being funny!

[jesscheaux]

I have to say I'm a bit hesistant to take advice from you Gin-chan, but here it goes...Even after flaunting all my greatest 'assets' (literally mind you) I seem to find I still can't grasp this man's attention! This has NEVER been a problem for me in the past (and on a day to day basis) and it's very unnerving when I can't even check me out even when I prance through his fine establishment day after day in skimpier and skimpier outfits.

Not to say that I am cheap by any means. He's a bit older than me, with years and wisdom that I don't have, but the attraction I feel I can't deny it! Do you think he's trying not to like me because our age difference? One of these days I'm just going to reach across the counter while he attempts to wash dishes and thread my fingers through his curly red hair...

Can you help me Dr Gin-chan? What should I do!

[valshamerlyn]

Of course I can help! That's easy! You just have to make him jealous!

You should get somebody to pretend to be your boyfriend and see how he reacts. Then your pretend-boyfriend should accuse this person of being jealous! And they'll have to fight for your hand! It'll be incredibly romantic and this person is bound to tell you how he feels then!

(Just make sure you stop the fight before it actually happens - because that could get messy. And then Paul will put the cleaning costs on your tab.)

Ban-chan says he'll be your pretend-boyfriend any time!