Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I turned
lustar in for farting in church (3 points). Last Thursday I gave
mark406 a kidney (1000 points). In June I donated bone marrow to
himeg in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave
adam133 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
modmodmod (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3702 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Getawayfrommera