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[getahippy]

I'm Sadly Delusional and Think My Hat is Cool: The Life and Times of Shishido Ryou

An Unauthorized Biography

By

Chitose Senri (the tragically good-looking author)

and

Tachibana Kippei (the roguish investigator)

Teaser:

For months now, Shishido Ryou has been a beloved BNF, but who was he before the fame and the glory? What first inspired

Comments

[jorogumo]

"Adoring public"? This is a dirty lie.

[getahippy]

Our fact-checking methods are infallible.

[jorogumo]

If they really were infallible, you would have known the truth about his "adoring public". The truth being that it doesn't exist.

[getahippy]

Who are you?

[jorogumo]

The name is Arukenimon.

You? A tennis boy, I presume?

[getahippy]

I'm Chitose Senri, Master of the Sparkling Psychic Tennis of Righteousness.

Are you some pseudo-ninja murdering psychopath?

[jorogumo]

Ah, so I was right.

No, I'm a villainous Virus Digimon.

[getahippy]

I'm taller than most of them, if that makes a difference.

A lot of people have virus protection software on their computers now. You'd better be careful if you don't want to get deleted, bro.

[jorogumo]

Not really. A tennis boy is a tennis boy.

"Bro"? You don't understand who I am, do you.

[getahippy]

You're underestimating how sexy my sparkles are.

Since you didn't use a question mark, I'm assuming that you're having an existential crisis. I hope that works out for you, bro.

[jorogumo]

...something's wrong with you. Very, very wrong.

[getahippy]

Don't let the Man keep you down.

[jorogumo]

Who the hell...?!

[getahippy]

Popular culture today is filled with negativity. Break free of the cycle of self-hatred.

[jorogumo]

You're either crazy or--what's the word... "high"? Whatever humans are when they take those drug things.

[getahippy]

...

I didn't realize you'd had such a sheltered life, bro. You'd better come over to the apartment. Saeki and I can teach you the ways.