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[getahippy]

I've been reading my flist this week. Normally I Ctrl+F for keywords (Tachibana, Chitose, hippy, cult, weed, etc.), but I was feeling adventurous. I'll summarize for anyone else who tends to skim.

Random Person/Creature #1: I am normally [insert non-feline species], but today I am a cat. Of the opposite gender. Possibly I am a flying cat.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Also, I think I have been impregnated because a goat sneezed on me.

You read Orochimaru's entries~?

[getahippy]

I don't know who that is.

Aren't you supposed to be pregnant too?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Ugly old man who likes to think he can model.

I was lying to see who'd comment. I got more attention than he did.

[getahippy]

Does he have manboobs?

That's actually funny.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I try not to think too much about what he looks like beneath the clothing.

I thought so~

[getahippy]

I'm trying to remember who you are. I'm having a recreational night.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You always told me I was too violent.

[getahippy]

You could be. Violence is never the answer. Except when it is.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Doing drugs isn't the answer either, bro.

[getahippy]

Some of the greatest geniuses in history have used drugs. They allow you to push past your own limits.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Sex is better.

[getahippy]

I might agree with that.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Wonderful.

[getahippy]

Is that icon having an orgasm?

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

Yes.

[getahippy]

Righteous.