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OMG...i just looked at the dates of my last entry and then the one before that and they are exactly one month apart!! haha i got a kick out of it and i just had to tell you all
Anyway...i also thought that i'd share this wonderful piece of information that colin told me!
Smokeydabearsux: i ate an elephant last night
krispie3938: explain...
Smokeydabearsux: well you know i first slowly snuck up behind the fair beast
Smokeydabearsux: then i jumped over its back and grabbed its left ear
Smokeydabearsux: its left ear not its right
Smokeydabearsux: which imbolized it i think grabbed its second toe to the right of its little toe on its right foot and flipped it over
krispie3938: u r so brave
Smokeydabearsux: then i grabbed a fork and knife and ate it
Smokeydabearsux: aww gee thanks krista
Smokeydabearsux: you did good you kept it serious and didnt break out with the lol
krispie3938: i seriously think you are the coolest, bravest elephant hunter/eater in the world colin
Smokeydabearsux: thanks
Smokeydabearsux: i got a medal too, from the president that is
Smokeydabearsux: from the George W Bush himself
Smokeydabearsux: its for bravery in battle
Smokeydabearsux: he said i have the best elephant eating skills since Abe Lincoln
krispie3938: omg
krispie3938: thats such an honor!
Smokeydabearsux: i said "Well Sir, I set foot on this earth to serve and to serve i will"
Smokeydabearsux: and then he asked for my autograph and i whipped off a John Hancock and went on my way
Smokeydabearsux: that is till the first lady stopped me
Smokeydabearsux: she said she really liked men who tackle elephants
Smokeydabearsux: and i told her i liked women who rode turtles
Smokeydabearsux: and then she took me out to her turtle farm and boy can she ride a turtle
Smokeydabearsux: are you there?
krispie3938: yes colin im here
krispie3938: im just blown away by this
hahaha! i laughed so hard! :)