Title: Evasion
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Summary: Written for the
get_house_laid prompt 066. House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.
Disclaimer: Oh, come on. Does anyone actually bother reading this? Hoping for some amusement, perhaps? The real amusement is beyond the lj-cut. I thought up lovely stuff for you to read beyond there, and you're reading this drivel instead.
A/N: Well, my betas have gone and left me, so I did the betaing myself. All mistakes are therefore mine. /shrug. Written, as usual, for Cris, my wonderfully patient wife.
Dr. House would like to take this time and space to remind you that "puppies shouldn't be kicked, Chase is a whore, and reviews are love." Dr. Wilson would like to add, "Favorite lines are much appreciated, I'm told." Nems likes reviews, they keep him writing lots and lots!
I don’t want the watered-down version anymore.