Prompt Submissions Post: Round 2

[recrudescence]

Hey, all! Welcome to Round 2 of get_house_laid! Please to be posting your prompts here

Comments

[phinnia]

Dude, I'm totally for the tranny nurse prompt you just mentioned. <3 So I guess: House/Wilson - Wilson befriends the tranny nurse, who is awesome and who sells Wilson on the idea of banging House.

[lostwiginity]

One day, my dear, one day.

[lostwiginity]

I know you do. You wrote an excellent fic about it, too.

[imfreakinorange]

hmmmm...

House/Wilson: Watching TV and are turned on by something that is not sexy (Show or ad)

House/Wilson: First time, Wilson tops.

House/Wilson: Handkerchief Code (found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_codes) *bonus if someone else notices w/o being told*

House/Wilson: est. relationship, latex glove is used when they run out of condoms.

All I got right now... :D

[lady_twatterby]

Cuddy/CTB - AU for S4.08 You Don't Want To Know; CTB wins the challenge in an... interesting way.

House/Wilson - Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.

[alemyrddin]

well... let's start...how about... threesome! *grins*

House/Wilson/Cuddy - it has to be about pleasing Wilson who is angsting for whatever reason you want (divorce? coming out?).

then onto more "traditional" ones:

House/Wilson - Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle. House teaches him there's no reason for that. Motorcycle!sex ensues.
House/Wilson - House loses his motorcycle to Wilson at poker. He starts planning in order to get it back.

(yes, I'm in love with House's bike)

porny(-ier) ones:

House/Wilson: first time with a dildo.
House/Wilson: rimming. Wilson wants to try it, House is skeptic but in the end caves - and likes it a lot.