Hello, everyone.
As
ignazwisdom announced, round two of Get House Laid is in the process of becoming reality.
recrudescene and myself are working on making it happen in the very near future.
Subsequently, round one of GHL is now officially closed for any submissions. If you have almost-finished fic or art left over from the first round, don't worry. The unanswered prompts from round one will be put up again in the round two prompts masterlist, so all you have to do is snatch the same prompt again.
Round one brought the House fandom thirty-seven fics and two pieces of fanart. We have compiled a masterlist of all submissions with links to each piece of fanwork.
Slash
Battered (
skulling)
House/Wilson - Pancakes.
Branding (
hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- possessive!Wilson.
Cold Hands, Warm Parts (
jane_hidell)
House/Wilson -- the coldest day of the year.
Concentration (
aphena)
House/Wilson -- AU. House is a smoldering older lit professor, Wilson is the young student with the failing grade, oh however will he pass?
Dauerschlaf (
nakeno and
recrudescene)
House/Wilson -- the missing scene from "Resignation," where House and Wilson have crazy amphetamines-fueled sex.
Dog (
lady_twatterby)
House/Wilson -- Wilson in a meeting with a patient, House on the balcony being ... distracting.
Dr Hannibal Lecher (
hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- Wilson talks in his sleep.
Frigiferous (
recrudescene)
House/Wilson -- the hottest day of the year.
Gradual (
nakeno and
recrudescene)
House/Wilson -- House bottoms for the first time, and is a little scared and reluctant.
Green Looks Good (
triedunture)
House/Wilson -- There is a new radiologist in Wilson's team, and he's making a play for his handsome boss. House not likey. House growly.
Like the Real Thing (
triedunture)
House/Wilson -- House hires a male hooker who looks kind of like Wilson. It can end there, or Wilson can find out. Your choice.
One Bed Motel (
arhh)
House/Wilson -- It’s hard to masturbate in private when you’re stuck in a one bed hotel room with your best friend, and the bathroom door won’t stay closed.
Play (
wihluta)
House/Wilson -- tie kink, pure and simple.
Reassurance (
aphena)
House/Wilson -- Foreplay with the cane.
Schism (
t-eyla)
House/Wilson -- one of Wilson's weddings.
Some Like It Hot (
shutterbug_12)
House/Wilson -- the air conditioning goes out at House's apartment on the hottest night the year, causing the boys to get sweaty and sticky.
Surrealism (
lady_twatterby)
[ART] House/Wilson -- Wilson falls asleep on House while watching TV. House decides to draw a Dali moustache on him in retaliation. But then Wilson does something in his sleep that makes him put down the marker.
Tattoo (
wihluta)
House/Wilson -- tattoos.
The AXE EffectTM (
jane_hidell)
House/Wilson -- Wilson wears a special new cologne. House goes wild.
The "House/Wilson First F*ck" Radiology Betting Pool (
hwshipper)
House/Wilson -- a bet.
Thin Line (
jane_hidell)
House/Wilson -- pissed off Wilson taking his revenge (among other things).
Untitled (
l57371)
House/Wilson -- House falls asleep in the Oncology lounge and Wilson is working late.
Untitled (
tripperfunster)
[ART] House/Wilson -- pure love making, req. drawn and full body on both of them (extra points if House's scar makes an appearance and a tray of brownies if it is somewhat drawn correctly, Skin Deep great reference).
What Are You Wearing? (
skulling)
House/Wilson -- phone sex. House is unaware of who he is talking to, later finds Wilson outside his door. Real sex ensues.
You May Call Me Doctor (
imfreakinorange)
House/Wilson -- dom!Wilson, make use of a scalpel, a syringe, and a stethoscope.
Sold Out (
alex51324)
House/Chase -- Chase will do anything to keep his job. Anything. Preferably BDSM, but definitely under-the-desk!sex. Either during Foreman's reign of terror, or in the Tritter arc, please.
Conflict of Interest (
aithlyn)
Wilson/Chase -- after "Finding Judas", Chase has been punched and Wilson has basically lost everything. Bonding. Then bondage.
Het
Heatwave (
cryptictac)
House/Cuddy -- Cuddy is hugely pregnant, so House has to get creative.
Sometime (
lilapaddy)
House/Cuddy -- The first time. In college?
Tug Of War (
maybebaby1280)
House/Cameron - angry!sex after he finds out she told the others about his "brain cancer".
Reconcile (
shutterbug_12)
House/Stacy -- The missing scene from "Need to Know."
Not Talking (
lilapaddy)
Wilson/Cameron -- all that House-related jealousy finally leads to hate!sex, post MLC or otherwise and Wilson/Cameron -- involve wall!sex somehow and you can have my firstborn..
Imagery (
analytical_47)
Wilson/Bonnie -- Wilson cries House's name during a blowjob.
Hurts So Good (
aithlyn)
Chase/Cameron -- remember how Chase knows a little about S&M? Chase asks Cameron to bite him very, very hard during a sexual encounter, after the end of S3. At first she freaks out, but eventually she warms up to the idea, especially after she sees how much Chase enjoys it.
Threesomes
Revolutions (
angelfirenze)
House/Cuddy/Wilson -- weekend-long threesome sex with the aim of babymakin' and Any tie-kink!Wilson (or tie-kink anyone for that matter).
Hindsight Is Always 20/20 (
camatie)
House/Wilson/Chase -- established relationship, House/Wilson. Chase finds out about it and blackmails them into letting him join. House lets him find out on purpose; Wilson is oblivious (he can find out later, that's up to you).
Alone Together (
missy7280)
Wilson/Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron and Wilson are the only ones who show up to Cuddy's dinner party. What happens when they bust out the booze?
Let Me Take You To A... (
hwshipper)
House/Wilson/OMC -- gay bar.
Femslash
Your Reflection and Mine (
starlingthefool)
Cuddy/Stacy -- A shopping spree leads to sex in the changing room. Takes place a few months after House's infarction.