el wrappero
My mom was putting away some clothes and crap and came across a wrapper... A CONDOM WRAPPER! She was like "what is this...?" and then she saw what it was and looked over at me and was like :O and then I was like "uhh.... that's not mine!" and she's like "are you having sex!?" and I was like "no... I'm not even having oral sex let alone actual sex.." and then she put it back and left. LOL that was interesting. Too bad she didn't stay and have "the talk" that would've been amusing. Arg I should get sexed up and then put a condom wrapper on my drawers so I can say I did have sex. haha that'd be cool...