Well I never...
(x) means I have never, (_) means I have.
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR
(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (I'm sure I have, but not in recent memory.)
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED
(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED
(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(x) I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE